by Luke October 10, 2003
I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.
by Luke January 12, 2005
1) An alternate version of the word cunt or cnut.
2) A person of lesser skill or intelligence.
3) An unintelligible insult.
2) A person of lesser skill or intelligence.
3) An unintelligible insult.
by Luke February 02, 2005
Tuskan Punch: (noun) When engaging in sexual activity, a male clubs his partner with his penis, using it as a "Gaffi Stick," and sceams out the Tuskan Raider battle cry from Star Wars.
"I was hitting it doggy style when I pulled out and gave her a Tuskan Punch. AARRR ARR ARR ARR AAAARRRR!!!!!"
by Luke December 06, 2004
by luke January 01, 2005
1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender
(past tense turtled)
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender
(past tense turtled)
by Luke May 22, 2006
by luke January 18, 2004