gay as a window

Originating from the comedy show Brass Eye, 'as a window' is used to describe a characteristic in an individual that is obvious and others can see-through that person's best efforts to hide it.
"You described Steve as dangerously gay.", "Yes, he's totally gay. Steve is as gay as a window."
by Luke July 11, 2004
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Monkey Whore

Monkey Whore (adj)

a description used to describe a woman/ girl who makes out with facialy disaranged people.
Chloe kissed his huge, huge lips.

she fell in love with his extra-ordinary chin.
by Luke June 18, 2004
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Brutal

Adjective describing something which was or is exciting, good, bad or really hurt.
Also can be used to describe magnitude.
You just got fully brudalized! (when someone accidentally drops some of their sandwich)
Oh brutal! (when someone pegs a ball at you really fast)
'Brutally tons' means 'a lot'
by Luke October 16, 2003
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Curriculum Vitae

What the abbreviation "CV" stands for: A record of your previous experiences and qualifications.
Please send in your Curriculum Vitae to this address:
by Luke May 10, 2005
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domepiece

Could be used also as a verb; to devour quickly.
1) "So after I domepieced that corn whisky, I pulled a Ron Burgundy and ate the cat poo?"
2) "Dude, I have never seen anyone domepiece a fat chicks vag-cheese like you.!"
by Luke March 03, 2005
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lagmaster

A person who lags so much that their computer/ laptop can't play deus ex, and people cant play games with him/her online because of slowness
by luke April 08, 2005
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squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad
I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch
by Luke January 20, 2004
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