Definitions by Luke

Lspocke 

L-spock-e

Lspocke- n. 1. a level of social status, between God and Einstein. 2. a distant recluse, envied by the public

a. in the state of being Lspocke

n. 1. (i.e. "Man, I wish I was just like him, he's such an Lspocke") 2. (i.e. "Man, I wish I was just like him, he's such an Lspocke")

a. (i.e. "I can't get enough of this guy, he's always so Lspocke")

Lspocke by Luke January 9, 2005

dirty'n'old 

Opposite of "shinymanageable".

I feel so dirty'n'old.
I'm not touching you. You're dirty'n'old.

dirty'n'old by Luke January 8, 2005

festy 

"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.

Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.

festy by Luke January 8, 2005

shinymanageable 

Used to describe something clen and which smells clean. Often used to refer to someone who has just had a shower.
Comes from shampoo advertisements that claim that hair will be "Shiny, manageable".
Opposite of "dirty'n'old" or even "festy".

Thank goodness I had a shower, now I feel all shinymanageable.

shinymanageable by Luke January 8, 2005

Sweeney Todd 

The Deom Barber of Fleet Street.

With Barbers Blade and Buthcers Knife
Did Sweeney Carve His Prey From Life
'Twas London's Horror to Surmise
They Found Their End in Meaty Pies

Sweeney Todd by Luke January 6, 2005

krr splat 

A guy that is extremely homo, and loves to get fisted in the ass, and have 69 men to men.

He's one hella gay with a huge asshole!

krr splat by Luke January 6, 2005

sumil 

great. it could have come from an indian background. it mite hav been a name. see cool and wicked.
wicked

this is so sumil.
that car is so sumil.
that geek is so NOT sumil

sumil by luke January 5, 2005