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female ejaculation

During orgasm all of the fluid emitted from a woman's urethra is ejaculate. Thought it may feel like your urinating, it's just the sensation the uteris gives you as it contracts and relaxes during orgasm. The best thing to do whilst having sex or oral is for the woman to relax, and at the point of Orgasm to not hold back, but to relax. Do keep a couple of towels near by because your female friend could be a bit more than a pussy cat, and have you swimming in gods juices. Hint: Your right i am a bloke out there to help, i have found this information out and passed it on to you so give it a go and good luck:):):)
Stimulation of the G spot or Clitoris and with a high level fore-play by the man will lead to an Intense Orgasm
by Luke January 14, 2005
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Technogeek

a well known stunter with a large penis and very good at being a pimp
will you look at the size of that technogeek
by luke December 31, 2004
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Funyuns

A razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. Not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make Funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one's blood stream. They may or may not cause cancer.
Bob: "Oh, sweet! Funyuns!"

Vampire: "Dammit!"
by Luke September 6, 2007
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Splott

Splott is a crime invested crap hole where if your not being robbed your robbing someone.
I've been mugged 4 times in the last 3 months at 2 times the mugger had a knife.
by Luke May 13, 2005
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IWC

Scott Keith is the fattest, ugliest guy in the IWC
by Luke July 25, 2003
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yesno

yesno - n - having no idea what to say to a given question, but not wanting to look stupid and say that; can also be used as a verb
Lauren: Should I go out with John?
Luke: yesno
by Luke April 17, 2004
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abstinized

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.
"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."
by Luke April 13, 2005
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