Luke's definitions

Snagler

feelings for someone close to you, not to be mistaken as a crush or puppy love.

Johny had a real snagler for Sam

by Luke December 8, 2004

prognostification

Having the skills to prognostificate. See heterosexual

Dude that guy is lacking serious prognification skills.

by Luke December 17, 2004

Mau Down

To go down on a girl

Dude, did you mau down???

by Luke December 23, 2004

no fucking way

Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.

Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.

See also: Holy Freakin Muffins

No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?

by Luke December 26, 2004

holy freakin muffins

Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.

See also: no fucking way

Holy Freakin Muffins, Ryan's Here!

by Luke December 26, 2004

whoa transvestite

Originally found in tv show 'The Family Guy,' now used by students everywhere to ensue outrage in teachers and principals the world over.

Hello class, My name's Mr. Bates, and I'll be taking youyr class today.

"Whoa, Transvestite!"

by Luke December 26, 2004

spoif

the sweet secretions of female arousal

carol spoifed in delight when the letters on the countdown board spelt poozle

by luke December 30, 2004