rhyming slang

Generally rhyming slang is a load of old bollocks. In the words of terry pratchett "it is made up to annoy strangers, which is the case with most slangs"

Whoa rhyming slang makes no sense!
prunes (syrup of)=wig
apples and pears=stairs
rubbity-dub=pub
busy bee=general theory of relativity

by Luke September 23, 2005

turtle victim

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist

Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist

by Luke May 27, 2006

Rosism

To leave earlier than necessary. To go home earlier than required.

Royce had a bad case of rosism yesterday, he left 1 hour early from his friends house.

by Luke January 28, 2004

sardinemobile

A packed bus

"Sorry I'm late, but I spent twenty minutes in a sardinemobile."

by Luke October 10, 2003

nooblet

A poorly made omelette, or a person of lesser intellegence or skill compared to one's self.

"Who made this nooblet?" or "You forgot the salt again, you nooblet!"

by Luke February 2, 2005

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004

cherry danish

the result of one cumming all over a woman's face and punching her in the nose

After two hours of receiving head, the cherry danish I gave her reminded me that I had not yet had lunch.

by luke May 8, 2005