192 definitions by Luke

hairy land mammal cpaable of bad smells and fish hookin ability.
nik bell from grindon hall
by luke April 08, 2005
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the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.
I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.
by Luke January 12, 2005
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one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.
"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."
by Luke April 13, 2005
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1.Seriously ugly or deformed
2.Disgusting, distasteful
(also see bouglasherie)
1. "Ugh that girl was soo bouglash, she made my stomach turn"
2. That pizza was seriously bouglash, was it past it's sell by date?
by Luke December 03, 2004
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Roughly translated, it means "you're a skanky bitch, but I desperately need to get laid so I'm not fussy".
"All you want to do is get laid."
"How could you say that? I like you for who you are."
by Luke May 28, 2004
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yesno - n - having no idea what to say to a given question, but not wanting to look stupid and say that; can also be used as a verb
Lauren: Should I go out with John?
Luke: yesno
by Luke April 17, 2004
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the most absolute largest, universally colossal, king sized planet, mammoth ass you have ever seen owned by an individual. when seen, the viewer is tranced by a state of paralizing awe that he/she concludes that such an immensely huge ass must have some kind of benevolence to do good- has it the answer to world hunger? the cure for cancer? or something of the sort.
"hey man, did you see the size of that earthass? i cannot believe it's possible to grow an ass that large. SERIOUSLY!! having tabletop and branded mcdonald arches on both ass cheeks, dude!"
by Luke April 17, 2005
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