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IWC

Scott Keith is the fattest, ugliest guy in the IWC
by Luke July 25, 2003
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yesno

yesno - n - having no idea what to say to a given question, but not wanting to look stupid and say that; can also be used as a verb
Lauren: Should I go out with John?
Luke: yesno
by Luke April 17, 2004
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bijou

Pier, please get that bijou out of my pussy.
by Luke June 20, 2003
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abstinized

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.
"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."
by Luke April 13, 2005
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Sweeney Todd

The Deom Barber of Fleet Street.
With Barbers Blade and Buthcers Knife
Did Sweeney Carve His Prey From Life
'Twas London's Horror to Surmise
They Found Their End in Meaty Pies
by Luke January 6, 2005
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SAS

Sportscar Asshole Syndrome
Usually observed in crowded urban areas by middle-aged owners of entry-level or low trim sportscars (BMW Z4, Mercedes slk cars, low-end ferraris Mondial, dino, barchetta, modena, or older cars which once had value, like worthless 70's and 80's supercars). They needlessly rev their engine, also revving in leu of horn. They drive with the top down at all hours of the day and night, insist on parking their own car at the vallet, and take up two parking places while doing so. They try to race everyone, including cars of much higher trim levels (dash of rice), and usually travel with a mediocre looking girl who is 20 years younger.
That guy has SAS. It's drizzling out, and he's got his top down blasting KISS FM as if it were july is Assholeville.
by Luke October 25, 2004
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I like you for who you are

Roughly translated, it means "you're a skanky bitch, but I desperately need to get laid so I'm not fussy".
"All you want to do is get laid."
"How could you say that? I like you for who you are."
by Luke May 28, 2004
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