a sexy beast who has a massive dong, all the girls love him and want him inside them. he is a sweet cute being and loves football and treats girls good.
by luke February 14, 2004
Most criminal TOWN in Britain (3rd overall)
Manchester is 5TH!
Also, derogatory term for Rockport boots
Manchester is 5TH!
Also, derogatory term for Rockport boots
Lock your doors when your going through Stockport!
Ey Stacey 'ow much were dem fake Stockports off market?
Ey Stacey 'ow much were dem fake Stockports off market?
by Luke May 23, 2006
the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.
"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."
by Luke December 01, 2004
by luke August 09, 2004
by Luke November 12, 2004
Roughly translated, it means "you're a skanky bitch, but I desperately need to get laid so I'm not fussy".
by Luke May 28, 2004