Luke's definitions

The Bartoe

The act of fucking enormous hidious looking girls either in the butt or in their smelly pink taco stands, thereafter giving them the play action fake.

While listening to his will smith cd, MIKE FORD walked in on his roomate giving the bartoe. He immedialy left the room with a smile on his face and a buldge in his pants. SICK FUCK!!!!!

by luke February 16, 2005

raffle

The area on a human male just above the genitals, usually habitat of pubic hair. Used when having sexual intercourse

"I like 'em big and thick, with a nice big fat ass, y'know what I'm saying? That way you get that padded effect - when your raffle bangs against 'em."

by Luke February 22, 2004

Heds

Hostile youths, gang members.

"Let's go down grove bruv."
"Nah, there's bare heds, well get jacked."

by Luke November 12, 2004

Wenis

Essentially, a cross between weiner and penis.

The typical Dashboard Confessional fan is a wenis.

by Luke February 26, 2004

lamped

To be hit, beaten, bashed, etc... with extensive force.

"He shouldn't say that... he's going to get lamped"!

by Luke July 12, 2003

Dadaism

Something pretentious wankers claim knowledge of to appear intelligent.

"Dadaism truly encaptulates mans struggle for identity"
"Maybe so, but I just asked where the toilet is."

by luke October 4, 2003

dilettante

A person prone to become mildly involved with or superficially interested in various subjects instead of developing any specific skill or knowledge to its fullest. Often used to describe amateur or wanna-be artists.

John, a dilettante who played seven muscial instruments, couldn't get a spot in the school band because he didn't play any single instrument well.

by Luke August 23, 2004