Luke's definitions

guntar

a person who is a pussy, or a poseur

"that guntar wont hit any jumps"
"look at that guntar try to skate"

by luke December 2, 2003

cumcube

When you jizz in a icecube tray and put the icecubes in somones drink.

I stole Kyle's drink and put my cumcubes in it.

by Luke March 25, 2004

t and a

tits and ass

Let's join Tae-Bo and get some T and A!

by Luke April 2, 2003

dilettante

A person prone to become mildly involved with or superficially interested in various subjects instead of developing any specific skill or knowledge to its fullest. Often used to describe amateur or wanna-be artists.

John, a dilettante who played seven muscial instruments, couldn't get a spot in the school band because he didn't play any single instrument well.

by Luke August 23, 2004

The Texas Twister

The act of pouring red hot sauce on a bitches viginia then hate fuck until she crys.

After a session of golf, nick was pleased to know that his mom recieved the texas twister.

by luke February 17, 2005

commoners

the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.

"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."

by Luke December 1, 2004

WWJD

The first 4 letters in WWJDFAKB.

What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar.

by Luke January 30, 2003