Definitions by LudwigVan

marathon 

An act, such as a running race or sex, engaged in for a very long time, i.e. at least several hours.

He's been in his room watching the Andy Griffith Show marathon; he ain't comin' out.

marathon by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

Drewfus 

A cute way of saying Drew or Andrew. See doofus.

Whaddup, Drewfus?

Drewfus by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

bible 

1) The Hebrew and Aramaic scriptures of Judaism (Old Testament) and Greek scriptures of Christianity (New Testament). 2) The holy scriptures of a particular religion, i.e. the Qur'an in Islam. 3) A work of great authority in an area of study.

Chilton's is the auto mechanic's Bible.

bible by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

Uh-oh Spaghettios 

An expression of regret over a goof: oops. From a 1970s TV commercial for Franco-American SpaghettiOs, a canned pasta dinner sometimes with meatballs or sliced frankfurters. Another Homer Simpson quote.

Uh-oh, Spaghettios!

Uh-oh Spaghettios by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

Greyhound 

1) A Dallas-based bus transportation company that carries passengers and packages throughout the US and bordering areas of Canada and Mexico. 2) Travelling cheaply and discreetly, such as one might do coming home from Vegas after losing all his money.

Guess I have to go Greyhound to Mama's house this year; I can't even afford Southwest Airlines.

Greyhound by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

aguacate

Mexican Spanish for "avocado", but can also mean "testicle". From Nahuatl ahuacatl.

¡Ay papí, tienes aguacates grandes!

aguacate by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

caballo

Spanish: 1) horse 2) slang for heroin 3) Very rude slang for a feminine napkin.

Price check on a 4,000 pack of Stayfree Ultra Absorbent!

caballo by LudwigVan November 11, 2003