Sergei is my everything
by LowL33s@h January 02, 2017
Sergio has the name of a male bimbo but is actually NOT a complete male bimbo. Is surprisingly smarter than his name implies
#himbo #sergio #maleslut
#himbo #sergio #maleslut
Jamie: “Love does not begin and end the way Sergio thinks it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.”
by LowL33s@h January 02, 2017
Has the name of a male bimbo but is actually NOT a complete male bimbo. Is surprisingly smarter than his name implies
#himbo #sergio #maleslut
#himbo #sergio #maleslut
Jamie: “Love does not begin and end the way Sergio thinks it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.”
by LowL33s@h January 02, 2017
The Romeo to my Juliet... minus the tragedy and plus some XXX fantasy action & a whole lotta ca$h
#fortune's #fool #get money #freak
#fortune's #fool #get money #freak
"Parting is such sweet sorrow/That I shall say good night till it be morrow... in bed" ~ Sergio
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs... in bed” ~ Sergio
“O teach me how I should forget to think... in bed" ~ Sergio
“Under loves heavy burden do I rise... in bed" ~ Sergio
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs... in bed” ~ Sergio
“O teach me how I should forget to think... in bed" ~ Sergio
“Under loves heavy burden do I rise... in bed" ~ Sergio
by LowL33s@h January 01, 2017
by LowL33s@h January 01, 2017
Sergey is a sexual freak & occasional pervert with a massive sexual appetite only ONE special lady can truly satisfy. She knows who she is...
One Special Lady: My spidey senses are tingling... Sergey or one of his girthy-dicked affiliates must be around
by LowL33s@h January 01, 2017
An unlucky fellow who once had a girl stick a finger up his butt (!!!) while giving Sergey exquisite fellatio. Sergey hated it, switched to missionary position & this bitch tried it AGAIN, after which Sergey immediately went into doggy style for his own anal protection
#finger #ass #freak #nasty
#finger #ass #freak #nasty
Freak hoe: Damn Sergey I thought you were freaky like that... I just want to massage your prostate... you deserve it
Sergey: Ms. Freak hoe, I don't know where your fingers have been, besides up my ass just now... disgusting. Only my main hoe has access to my anal sphincter/brown starfish. You don't have to like it Ms. Hoe, but you will respect it. Now let me stick it in doggy-style bitch, let's go
Sergey: Ms. Freak hoe, I don't know where your fingers have been, besides up my ass just now... disgusting. Only my main hoe has access to my anal sphincter/brown starfish. You don't have to like it Ms. Hoe, but you will respect it. Now let me stick it in doggy-style bitch, let's go
by LowL33s@h January 01, 2017