Sergio

Sergio has the name of a male bimbo but is actually NOT a complete male bimbo. Is surprisingly smarter than his name implies

#himbo #sergio #maleslut

Jamie: “Love does not begin and end the way Sergio thinks it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.”

by LowL33s@h January 01, 2017

Abel

Abel doesn't need drugs to be creative... but takes them anyway for fun

#avant #garde

Abel has cool hair

by LowL33s@h January 03, 2017

Tati

Tati refuses to be associated with the nonsense that is her extended family. She still real cool tho

#banks #money #harvard

Tati is a Harvard hoe on loan to her Brown University-educated pimp

by LowL33s@h January 02, 2017

Sergei

Sergei is an exceptional writer. His not-easily-impressed special lady friend is super-impressed (for once)

#writing #cool #smart #funny

Sergei is so eloquent with words it makes alllllll the bitches' panties wet

by LowL33s@h February 15, 2017

Amanda

A scheming ass (yet surprisingly unintentionally funny) hoe who is the scum of the earth. A clingy bitch who needs to be kept in her place

#pimp #slap

Pimp: "I can't work with Amanda, she's a worthless hoe that's actually making me MORE BROKE instead of generating those fundz. Send this bitch back from whence she came"

by LowL33s@h January 03, 2017

Sergio

The Romeo to my Juliet... minus the tragedy and plus some XXX fantasy action & a whole lotta ca$h

#fortune's #fool #get money #freak

"Parting is such sweet sorrow/That I shall say good night till it be morrow... in bed" ~ Sergio

“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs... in bed” ~ Sergio

“O teach me how I should forget to think... in bed" ~ Sergio

“Under loves heavy burden do I rise... in bed" ~ Sergio

by LowL33s@h January 01, 2017

Evelyn

Evelyn is a conniving hoe. Evelyn is a down ass hoe, but still a conniving, fame & money hungry whore at the end of the day. She's obviously mixed with something but hates all white people on the low (so does Evelyn's brother Cliff)

#evelyn

Evelyn: I wonder what simp I can drain financially today...?

by LowL33s@h January 03, 2017