Urban Dictionary: Definitions by LowL33s@h

Lisa

Lisa was all set to meet her love tonight. But she left the function still broke & still horny... sigh

#sad #lonely

Lisa: FML I need some non-psychopathic dick in my life... UGHHHHHH

by LowL33s@h January 13, 2017

Sergei

Sergei is an exceptional writer. His not-easily-impressed special lady friend is super-impressed (for once)

#writing #cool #smart #funny

Sergei is so eloquent with words it makes alllllll the bitches' panties wet

by LowL33s@h February 15, 2017

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Carson's annoying as fuck. Carson will spend the majority of your time with him talking endlessly about himself & his problems, leaving others like: "Damn nigga, get off your own nuts."

Carson is a douchebag.

#narcissist

Literally everyone, whenever Carson is around: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

by LowL33s@h February 17, 2017

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Sergio

Has the name of a male bimbo but is actually NOT a complete male bimbo. Is surprisingly smarter than his name implies

#himbo #sergio #maleslut

Jamie: “Love does not begin and end the way Sergio thinks it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.”

by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017

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Sergio

Sergio has the name of a male bimbo but is actually NOT a complete male bimbo. Is surprisingly smarter than his name implies

#himbo #sergio #maleslut

Jamie: “Love does not begin and end the way Sergio thinks it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.”

by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017

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Sergio

The Romeo to my Juliet... minus the tragedy and plus some XXX fantasy action & a whole lotta ca$h

#fortune's #fool #get money #freak

"Parting is such sweet sorrow/That I shall say good night till it be morrow... in bed" ~ Sergio

“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs... in bed” ~ Sergio

“O teach me how I should forget to think... in bed" ~ Sergio

“Under loves heavy burden do I rise... in bed" ~ Sergio

by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017

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