LowL33s@h's definitions

Sergey

A real swaggy guy who gets all the ladiez

Simp: Gotta hide my hoes... Sergey's on the prowl

by LowL33s@h December 31, 2016

Tati

Tati refuses to be associated with the nonsense that is her extended family. She still real cool tho

#banks #money #harvard

Tati is a Harvard hoe on loan to her Brown University-educated pimp

by LowL33s@h January 2, 2017

Sergey

An unlucky fellow who once had a girl stick a finger up his butt (!!!) while giving Sergey exquisite fellatio. Sergey hated it, switched to missionary position & this bitch tried it AGAIN, after which Sergey immediately went into doggy style for his own anal protection

#finger #ass #freak #nasty

Freak hoe: Damn Sergey I thought you were freaky like that... I just want to massage your prostate... you deserve it

Sergey: Ms. Freak hoe, I don't know where your fingers have been, besides up my ass just now... disgusting. Only my main hoe has access to my anal sphincter/brown starfish. You don't have to like it Ms. Hoe, but you will respect it. Now let me stick it in doggy-style bitch, let's go

by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017

Evelyn

Evelyn is a conniving hoe. Evelyn is a down ass hoe, but still a conniving, fame & money hungry whore at the end of the day. She's obviously mixed with something but hates all white people on the low (so does Evelyn's brother Cliff)

#evelyn

Evelyn: I wonder what simp I can drain financially today...?

by LowL33s@h January 3, 2017

Lisa

Lisa’s job offer fell through :-( but her hustle remains

#bounce #back

Lisa's gonna bounce back cuz that's what Lisa does best

by LowL33s@h June 23, 2017

Lisa

Lisa was all set to meet her love tonight. But she left the function still broke & still horny... sigh

#sad #lonely

Lisa: FML I need some non-psychopathic dick in my life... UGHHHHHH

by LowL33s@h January 13, 2017

Carson

Carson's annoying as fuck. Carson will spend the majority of your time with him talking endlessly about himself & his problems, leaving others like: "Damn nigga, get off your own nuts."

Carson is a douchebag.

#narcissist

Literally everyone, whenever Carson is around: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

by LowL33s@h February 17, 2017