Urban Dictionary: Definitions by LowL33s@h

Evelyn

Evelyn is a conniving hoe. Evelyn is a down ass hoe, but still a conniving, fame & money hungry whore at the end of the day. She's obviously mixed with something but hates all white people on the low (so does Evelyn's brother Cliff)

#evelyn

Evelyn: I wonder what simp I can drain financially today...?

by LowL33s@h January 3, 2017

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Lisa

Lisa got a new job, with benefits, like a G

#resilient

Lisa: Bossing up is a full-time job

by LowL33s@h June 11, 2017

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Tati

Tati refuses to be associated with the nonsense that is her extended family. She still real cool tho

#banks #money #harvard

Tati is a Harvard hoe on loan to her Brown University-educated pimp

by LowL33s@h January 2, 2017

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Amanda

A scheming ass (yet surprisingly unintentionally funny) hoe who is the scum of the earth. A clingy bitch who needs to be kept in her place

#pimp #slap

Pimp: "I can't work with Amanda, she's a worthless hoe that's actually making me MORE BROKE instead of generating those fundz. Send this bitch back from whence she came"

by LowL33s@h January 3, 2017

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Sergey

An unlucky fellow who once had a girl stick a finger up his butt (!!!) while giving Sergey exquisite fellatio. Sergey hated it, switched to missionary position & this bitch tried it AGAIN, after which Sergey immediately went into doggy style for his own anal protection

#finger #ass #freak #nasty

Freak hoe: Damn Sergey I thought you were freaky like that... I just want to massage your prostate... you deserve it

Sergey: Ms. Freak hoe, I don't know where your fingers have been, besides up my ass just now... disgusting. Only my main hoe has access to my anal sphincter/brown starfish. You don't have to like it Ms. Hoe, but you will respect it. Now let me stick it in doggy-style bitch, let's go

by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017

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