Lisa

Lisa got a new job, with benefits, like a G

#resilient

Lisa: Bossing up is a full-time job

by LowL33s@h June 11, 2017

Lisa

Lisa’s job offer fell through :-( but her hustle remains

#bounce #back

Lisa's gonna bounce back cuz that's what Lisa does best

by LowL33s@h June 23, 2017

Lisa

Lisa was all set to meet her love tonight. But she left the function still broke & still horny... sigh

#sad #lonely

Lisa: FML I need some non-psychopathic dick in my life... UGHHHHHH

by LowL33s@h January 14, 2017

Amanda

A scheming ass (yet surprisingly unintentionally funny) hoe who is the scum of the earth. A clingy bitch who needs to be kept in her place

#pimp #slap

Pimp: "I can't work with Amanda, she's a worthless hoe that's actually making me MORE BROKE instead of generating those fundz. Send this bitch back from whence she came"

by LowL33s@h January 03, 2017

Carson

Carson's annoying as fuck. Carson will spend the majority of your time with him talking endlessly about himself & his problems, leaving others like: "Damn nigga, get off your own nuts."

Carson is a douchebag.

#narcissist

Literally everyone, whenever Carson is around: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

by LowL33s@h February 17, 2017

Tati

Tati refuses to be associated with the nonsense that is her extended family. She still real cool tho

#banks #money #harvard

Tati is a Harvard hoe on loan to her Brown University-educated pimp

by LowL33s@h January 03, 2017

Sergei

Sergei is an exceptional writer. His not-easily-impressed special lady friend is super-impressed (for once)

#writing #cool #smart #funny

Sergei is so eloquent with words it makes alllllll the bitches' panties wet

by LowL33s@h February 16, 2017