16 definitions by LowL33s@h

Sergei is an exceptional writer. His not-easily-impressed special lady friend is super-impressed (for once)

#writing #cool #smart #funny
Sergei is so eloquent with words it makes alllllll the bitches' panties wet
by LowL33s@h February 16, 2017
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The Originator.

My first kiss.

The one who taught me how to make love... not war.

My lifeblood.
Sergei is my everything
by LowL33s@h January 2, 2017
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Lisa got a new job, with benefits, like a G

#resilient
Lisa: Bossing up is a full-time job
by LowL33s@h June 11, 2017
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Lisa’s job offer fell through :-( but her hustle remains

#bounce #back
Lisa's gonna bounce back cuz that's what Lisa does best
by LowL33s@h June 23, 2017
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Lisa was all set to meet her love tonight. But she left the function still broke & still horny... sigh

#sad #lonely
Lisa: FML I need some non-psychopathic dick in my life... UGHHHHHH
by LowL33s@h January 14, 2017
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A real swaggy guy who gets all the ladiez
Simp: Gotta hide my hoes... Sergey's on the prowl
by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017
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Sergey is a sexual freak & occasional pervert with a massive sexual appetite only ONE special lady can truly satisfy. She knows who she is...
One Special Lady: My spidey senses are tingling... Sergey or one of his girthy-dicked affiliates must be around
by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017
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