by LowL33s@h June 23, 2017
An unlucky fellow who once had a girl stick a finger up his butt (!!!) while giving Sergey exquisite fellatio. Sergey hated it, switched to missionary position & this bitch tried it AGAIN, after which Sergey immediately went into doggy style for his own anal protection
#finger #ass #freak #nasty
#finger #ass #freak #nasty
Freak hoe: Damn Sergey I thought you were freaky like that... I just want to massage your prostate... you deserve it
Sergey: Ms. Freak hoe, I don't know where your fingers have been, besides up my ass just now... disgusting. Only my main hoe has access to my anal sphincter/brown starfish. You don't have to like it Ms. Hoe, but you will respect it. Now let me stick it in doggy-style bitch, let's go
Sergey: Ms. Freak hoe, I don't know where your fingers have been, besides up my ass just now... disgusting. Only my main hoe has access to my anal sphincter/brown starfish. You don't have to like it Ms. Hoe, but you will respect it. Now let me stick it in doggy-style bitch, let's go
by LowL33s@h January 01, 2017
Lisa was all set to meet her love tonight. But she left the function still broke & still horny... sigh
#sad #lonely
#sad #lonely
by LowL33s@h January 13, 2017
by LowL33s@h December 31, 2016
Carson's annoying as fuck. Carson will spend the majority of your time with him talking endlessly about himself & his problems, leaving others like: "Damn nigga, get off your own nuts."
Carson is a douchebag.
#narcissist
Carson is a douchebag.
#narcissist
by LowL33s@h February 17, 2017
Has the name of a male bimbo but is actually NOT a complete male bimbo. Is surprisingly smarter than his name implies
#himbo #sergio #maleslut
#himbo #sergio #maleslut
Jamie: “Love does not begin and end the way Sergio thinks it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.”
by LowL33s@h January 01, 2017
Sergio has the name of a male bimbo but is actually NOT a complete male bimbo. Is surprisingly smarter than his name implies
#himbo #sergio #maleslut
#himbo #sergio #maleslut
Jamie: “Love does not begin and end the way Sergio thinks it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.”
by LowL33s@h January 01, 2017