Sergey

A real swaggy guy who gets all the ladiez

Simp: Gotta hide my hoes... Sergey's on the prowl

by LowL33s@h December 31, 2016

Sergey

An unlucky fellow who once had a girl stick a finger up his butt (!!!) while giving Sergey exquisite fellatio. Sergey hated it, switched to missionary position & this bitch tried it AGAIN, after which Sergey immediately went into doggy style for his own anal protection

#finger #ass #freak #nasty

Freak hoe: Damn Sergey I thought you were freaky like that... I just want to massage your prostate... you deserve it

Sergey: Ms. Freak hoe, I don't know where your fingers have been, besides up my ass just now... disgusting. Only my main hoe has access to my anal sphincter/brown starfish. You don't have to like it Ms. Hoe, but you will respect it. Now let me stick it in doggy-style bitch, let's go

by LowL33s@h January 01, 2017

Lisa

Lisa was all set to meet her love tonight. But she left the function still broke & still horny... sigh

#sad #lonely

Lisa: FML I need some non-psychopathic dick in my life... UGHHHHHH

by LowL33s@h January 13, 2017

Sergei

The Originator.

My first kiss.

The one who taught me how to make love... not war.

My lifeblood.

Sergei is my everything

by LowL33s@h January 01, 2017

Lisa

Lisa’s job offer fell through :-( but her hustle remains

#bounce #back

Lisa's gonna bounce back cuz that's what Lisa does best

by LowL33s@h June 23, 2017

Sergio

Has the name of a male bimbo but is actually NOT a complete male bimbo. Is surprisingly smarter than his name implies

#himbo #sergio #maleslut

Jamie: “Love does not begin and end the way Sergio thinks it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.”

by LowL33s@h January 01, 2017

Carson

Carson's annoying as fuck. Carson will spend the majority of your time with him talking endlessly about himself & his problems, leaving others like: "Damn nigga, get off your own nuts."

Carson is a douchebag.

#narcissist

Literally everyone, whenever Carson is around: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

by LowL33s@h February 17, 2017