Liz's definitions

Jebiesz jeze

"You fuck hedgehogs" in polish

Doesn't it speak for itself?

Jebiesz jeze!

by Liz January 9, 2004

comb-over

What middle-aged men that are going bald do to "camoflauge" their big gaping bald spot. Not very sucsessful

Why do people think comb-overs make them look less bald?

by Liz December 25, 2003

drive by braille

means that you are not a good driver, perhaps blind when it comes to seeing other cars...

You almost just hit that lady! Are you driving by braille or something?

by Liz December 24, 2004

cute

More than just a pretty face, a person who also is beautiful inside and makes others feel good by his/her acts, words or simple presence.

Stephane is cute! ;)

by Liz November 4, 2003

concuboy

a boy who is my bitch; the guy version of concubine

Dude, you have that guy so whipped. He is such your concuboy

by Liz December 14, 2003

The Shoebox Project

The greatest, in many rabidly obsessed people's opinions, "Marauders' Era" (circa 1970 Hogwarts) Harry Potter fanfiction EVER. Written by Lady Jaida and Dorkorific and hosted on LiveJournal, it has become widely popular and there are heaps of readers who believe that it is canon—J.K. Rowling who? It is meant to be Remus/Sirius slash but remains nearly gen for at least the first nineteen parts.

"MERLIN'S BEARD," I shrieked into my unfortunate friend's ear, "SHOEBOX HAS BEEN UPDATED!"
She sniffed disdainfully and made an off-handed comment about how Remus/Sirius slash is wrong and her personal OC, an author avatar by the name of Mary-Sue—I mean, Crimson Midnight Slytherin, fits much better with both Remus and Sirius. And James, and Lucius, but not Tom Riddle because they're related and that would be "icky."
I smacked her with a pillow, initiating a catfight much like those between Narcissa Black and Carmina Rosier.

by Liz February 14, 2005

Desoto Mall

A mall infested with black people and mexicans.

I got molested the other day by a mexican at Desoto Mall.

by Liz December 26, 2004