Limblessless's definitions

dane

Alternative word for penis.

Ronald threw the paper towels at my dane! Hes lucky it wasnt hard, the towels I mean!

by Limblessless September 16, 2008

Old Man's Child

A fucking awesome Norwegian black metal band.

\m/ Old Man's Child \m/

by Limblessless January 17, 2009

mosquitos pee hole

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. Approximately the width of an atom. A mosquito's piss stream is a string of molecules.

Gerald, that scratch on your 1981 Datsun is the size of a mosquitos pee hole, chill out.

by Limblessless August 24, 2006

RAIDS

Used to refer to AIDS in a public environment where you do not desire to draw attention to yourself, or others.

Mikael: "Im sorry Lupe, but I cannot be with someone who has RAIDS."
Lupe: "What do you mean RAIDS, do you mean AIDS?"
Mikael: "Yes thats exactly what I mean."
Lupe: "I don't have 'RAIDS'"
Mikael: "You do after sleeping with me bitch, see ya later."

by Limblessless August 24, 2006

assel

Used in the same context as asshole and meaning the same thing, assel is less conspicuous and far less noticeable to someone who doesn't know what it means.

Hey what up assel, wanna go play some mini golf?

by Limblessless June 16, 2007

pre-finish

Not quite finished with something

Yeah Hans, I can go smoke some herb, I pre-finished my linear algebra homework.

by Limblessless March 27, 2008

tight pants kid

Someone who is wearing pants so tight it is obnoxious. Age is irrelevant.

"Hey Fred, look at that tight pants kid on the bench with his cell phone out! How much you want to bet he isn't talking to or texting anyone?"

"None, but you're probably right Kirk. Those pants are the opposite of Kara."

by Limblessless December 22, 2007