Limblessless's definitions

belt syndrome

The stomach cramping feeling you get when you wear your belt too tight. Can also be caused by your seatbelt in your vehicle if it goes into that annoying locking mode.

Damn Claude, while I was driving here, I got an extreme case of belt syndrome. Was not nice.

by Limblessless January 12, 2008

tight pants kid

Someone who is wearing pants so tight it is obnoxious. Age is irrelevant.

"Hey Fred, look at that tight pants kid on the bench with his cell phone out! How much you want to bet he isn't talking to or texting anyone?"

"None, but you're probably right Kirk. Those pants are the opposite of Kara."

by Limblessless December 22, 2007

chodin

When your penis is shrunken up smaller than usual, and looks really wide for its length. Pronounced like the Norse god, Odin with a 'ch' sound in front.

Yo Nathan, I can't tell if Im chodin because Im freezing my nuts off in this theater, or because I was scared shitless when that black dude was yelling at me for cutting him off.

by Limblessless December 15, 2007

assel

Used in the same context as asshole and meaning the same thing, assel is less conspicuous and far less noticeable to someone who doesn't know what it means.

Hey what up assel, wanna go play some mini golf?

by Limblessless June 16, 2007

Rynism

The belief in Ryne's Theory

"Whats your take on Rynism?"
"I agree 100%, therefore Im a Rynist"

by Limblessless August 29, 2006

ming

Another word for shit, predominately used as a verb

Hector: "WHOA, I have to ming really bad"
Lionel: "So your saying you have to lay a dynasty?"

by Limblessless August 25, 2006

1015

A net word that normal people use in replace of lol or lolz. It wont make you sound like a 11 yearold girl if you say 1015

"Hey Douglas, did you see Peter tip over that gumball machine?"
"1015, yeah I did Norm, then that old bag fell down after sliding on a few balls"

by Limblessless August 25, 2006