Used in the same context as asshole and meaning the same thing, assel is less conspicuous and far less noticeable to someone who doesn't know what it means.
by Limblessless May 28, 2007
\m/ Old Man's Child \m/
by Limblessless October 05, 2008
by Limblessless August 30, 2006
Pooping while simultaneously moving you legs like you are riding a bike, due to the intense pain. A synonym of the verb "shitting"
by Limblessless August 23, 2006
by Limblessless August 24, 2006
"Hey Fred, look at that tight pants kid on the bench with his cell phone out! How much you want to bet he isn't talking to or texting anyone?"
"None, but you're probably right Kirk. Those pants are the opposite of Kara."
"None, but you're probably right Kirk. Those pants are the opposite of Kara."
by Limblessless November 21, 2007
Used to refer to AIDS in a public environment where you do not desire to draw attention to yourself, or others.
Mikael: "Im sorry Lupe, but I cannot be with someone who has RAIDS."
Lupe: "What do you mean RAIDS, do you mean AIDS?"
Mikael: "Yes thats exactly what I mean."
Lupe: "I don't have 'RAIDS'"
Mikael: "You do after sleeping with me bitch, see ya later."
Lupe: "What do you mean RAIDS, do you mean AIDS?"
Mikael: "Yes thats exactly what I mean."
Lupe: "I don't have 'RAIDS'"
Mikael: "You do after sleeping with me bitch, see ya later."
by Limblessless August 25, 2006