preemie

a baby that was born prematurely

My niece was not a preemie. She is short beacuase her real father was.

by Light Joker March 03, 2006

something fierce

in a harsh and pronounced way, severely

If you don't put on sunscreen before going outside bare chested, you'll get sunburned something fierce.

by Light Joker July 12, 2007

lezzie

1. a lesbian

2. having to do with lesbians

I thought she was still a lezzie.

by Light Joker October 30, 2005

ice queen

a cold and haughty woman

Fine, don't go out with me, ice queen.

by Light Joker March 21, 2005

Con-artist

or con artist

one who makes money by fraud

Appearently, a con artist was targeting newlyweds.

by Light Joker June 11, 2005

pinch a loaf

to defecate(see also take a dump)

If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.

by Light Joker January 11, 2005

wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006