screwed, blued, and tatooed

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

Just one drink and Edgar Allen Poe was screwed, blued, and tatooed.

by Light Joker March 24, 2004

bean counter

a banker or accountant

Though he was a simple bean counter, he really thought he needed some form of self-defense so he decided he wanted to learn Kung-Fu.

by Light Joker January 07, 2005

ring a bell

to cause something to surface in one's memory

Does what I just said ring a bell?

by Light Joker February 08, 2007

Flame

To send email messages that criticize someone.
It is something everyone has the right to do now and then.

I should not have to find any of my definitions that flame others recomended for deletion.

by Light Joker April 27, 2004

(as) high as a Georgia pine.

Alcohol intoxicated, drunk.

That idiot still ended up getting high as a Georgia pine.

by Light Joker July 11, 2004

I smell bacon

here come the police (bacon is a synonym for pigs)

As he drove pass the white car the His friend called out " I smell bacon " as he looked at the windows.

by Light Joker October 15, 2006

raunchy

1. disgusting, nasty

2. lewd, obscene, vulgar

That place was so raunchy I felt like I was going to puke.

by Light Joker December 05, 2005