Light Joker 's definitions

queef

an expulsion of air from the vagina after copulation, an instance of vaginal flatulence

There are ways to prevent an unwanted queef today.

by Light Joker September 1, 2007

number two

an act of defacation, a bowel movement

Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006

road apple

a lump of horse excrement

Watch out for the road apples on the street.

by Light Joker December 4, 2004

lurker

a person who reads the posts on a forum, message board, etc, but does not post

The guy was just another lurker with no life.

by Light Joker August 28, 2005

MRE

prepackaged food carried by the armed forces for use on the field during battle (an initialism that is often reinterpreted by soldiers that don't like them hence terms like meals rejected by the enemy)

My brother onced remarked that he would not mind having an MRE.

by Light Joker November 29, 2006

expect the unexpected

Expect that what is not predicted will happen.

Person 1: I did not expect you to be here

person 2: expect the unexpected.

by Light Joker August 8, 2004

Tail-end Charlie

1. the rear gunner in a bomber

2. a cluster of thunderstorms behind a front

They got the Tail-end Charlie. Shit!

by Light Joker August 19, 2007