Light Joker 's definitions

batshit

insane, wildly irrational (see also go batshit}, and batshit crazy)

The kid was batshit. No wonder nobody wants to be his friend.

by Light Joker December 8, 2004

wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006

pinch a loaf

to defecate(see also take a dump)

If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.

by Light Joker January 11, 2005

raghead

1. A person of Middle Eastern or North African decent(derogatory)

2. a Hindu Indian(derogatory)

3. a gypsy(derogatory)

He got fired for calling his co-worker a raghead.

by Light Joker April 3, 2006

freedom fries

The worst idea for making the people of the U.S. look patriotic ever.

Why would George W. Bushwah get the idea that French fries were actually named after the French anyway, which is beside the fact that there are many people in the U.S. that have French heritage.

by Light Joker June 25, 2004

cancer stick

a cigarette(from the fact that smoking causes cancer)

My older half-brother went outside for a cancer stick.

by Light Joker December 26, 2004

ASAP

immediately, right away (from as soon as possible)

We need to get out of here, ASAP.

by Light Joker September 23, 2005