Definitions by Light Joker

The chosen one 

A movie/TV show/video game cliche in which a legend says that a character in has been chosen by destiny to preform a task that nobody else can perform. It is the epitome of ultimate power.

In The Legend Legend of Zelda, Link is the chosen one.

The chosen one by Light Joker August 4, 2004

conterfeit latte 

A gimmick from an advertisement on the radio.

Counterfeit Latte? Thats commecials for you.

conterfeit latte by Light Joker August 2, 2004

Monkey 

1. a man, a fellow(mildly contemptuous)

2. An energetic child.

"move it monkeys, move it"

Monkey by Light Joker July 30, 2004

turn over a new leaf 

To make a change in one's actions or attitude.

I think I should turn over a new leaf when it comes to what I write on this website.

turn over a new leaf by Light Joker July 21, 2004

ass 

1. a donkey(probably from an abbreviation of jack-ass).

2. the buttocks, the hindquarters, the posterior.

3. the anus, =asshole.

4. a stupid person, a jerk.

That guy got his ass kicked when playing video games with his freinds.

ass by Light Joker July 21, 2004

soma 

The Main character in Castlvaina; Aria of Sorrow.

Full name: Soma Cruz

Age: 18

He is an exchange student studying in Hakuba, Japan. His presence is strangely daunting and people find him difficult to approach.

When Soma and Mina Hakura go to watch the solar eclipse, they suddenly lose consiousness.

soma by Light Joker July 16, 2004

levitate 

A pokemon ability that causes ground type moves to miss.

Golem used Earthquake,

Flygon makes ground-type moves miss with levitate.

levitate by Light Joker July 13, 2004