not lay a finger on

to leave someone or something unscathed, untouched, etc

He will not lay a finger on my sister.

by Light Joker May 20, 2006

nuke

1. a nuclear device or facility

2. to destroy with a nuclear weapon

3. to cook or heat something in a microwave oven

The eventual report confirmed that Iraq did not have nukes or any other WMDs.

by Light Joker September 05, 2005

second fiddle

an inferior position (see also play second fiddle)

He hated the idea of playing second fiddle to his rival.

by Light Joker August 16, 2005

joint

1. a prison

2. a marijuana cigarette

3. a tavern

4. a low-class establishment

He got thrown in the joint when they caught him with a joint.

by Light Joker May 25, 2006

funny bone

the elbow(origin unknown)

Ouch, I just hit my funny bone.

by Light Joker November 12, 2004

Play it by ear

to do something by feel and instinct rather than with a plan, to improvise

I think I will play it by ear since I have so much time.

by Light Joker June 24, 2007

jarhead

a person serving in the United States Marine corps

That guy who cussed you out must have been a jarhead.

by Light Joker January 19, 2007