Light Joker's definitions

where the sun doesn't shine

the anus (see also asshole)

Take your shitty campaign plans and put them where the sun doesn't shine.

by Light Joker December 19, 2005

worm

a malicious computer program created by computer abusers who want to cause trobule for unfriendly purposes

I saw the news stories abuout the worms Mydoom C and Deadhat A entering through backdoors installed by previous worms.

by Light Joker March 14, 2004

cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)

Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?

by Light Joker June 1, 2006

slam

1. a prison

2. to criticize someone or something

3. force the basketball through the hoop

Stop slamming Paris Hilton. She didn't want that video to be released.

by Light Joker May 18, 2006

uncut

1. not edited

2. not circumcised

The fact that I am uncut does not mean that I am unclean.

by Light Joker February 23, 2005

derriere

the posterier, the buttocks

Her parents are always on her derriere.

by Light Joker April 9, 2006

natural-born

having excellent talent or skill (so much that the person might as well be born with it)

That guy is a natural-born speaker.

by Light Joker January 3, 2007