Light Joker's definitions

eight-hundred-pound gorilla

(variants: nine-hundred or six-hundred may replace eight- hundred)

A very powerful force

He went from a wuss to an eight-hundred-pound gorilla.

by Light Joker November 19, 2005

roll out the red carpet

to give someone a ceremonious welcome

They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.

by Light Joker November 1, 2005

croak

1. to die

2. to kill someone or something

Apparently, he croaked when they got to the hospital.

by Light Joker May 15, 2005

keister

(also keester, keyster, kiester, or kister)

1. the buttocks

2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods

3. a rear pants pocket

4. a safe

He got shot in the keister.

by Light Joker August 12, 2005

not know ones ass from ones elbow

(variants; a hole in the ground may replace ones Elbow)
To be cofused aboutr something.

Some people on this dictionary do not know thier asses from thier elbows.

by Light Joker June 12, 2004

bleeding heart

1. a person who is excessively sympathetic to the a plight of a person or group of people

2. a emotionally concerned person

(from the religous picture of the bleeding heart of jesus)

He called me a bleeding heart when he I told him about how bad that place was and how the residents suffered.

by Light Joker August 1, 2007

blooper

1. an error

2. an embarrassing error that has to be removed from the show or movie.

Many videos and DVDs allow you to view the bloopers that were removed when the movie was made.

by Light Joker June 16, 2005