Light Joker's definitions

sharp

1. clever or intelegent

2. good looking or well dressed

Your looking sharp today.

by Light Joker February 6, 2007

yuppie

a moderately or extremely sucessful business person, usually in thier late 20s or 30s (from young urban professional)

Stop bothering me you stupid yuppie.

by Light Joker March 22, 2005

soft-core

1. less than extreme

2. mildly pornagraphic

They like the soft-core stuff, but they don't care for highly explicit content.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

lights out

1. bedtime

2. time to die

Lights out little one. Its time to go to sleep.

by Light Joker February 13, 2007

(straight) from the horse's mouth

from the most official source(from the fact that a horse's age can be determined most precisely and directly by examining it's teeth)

He gets his stories straight from the horse's mouth.

by Light Joker July 23, 2005

Rent-a-cop

or rent-a-pig

a uniformed security guard

The guy was mad because he was caught shoplifting by a "rent-a-cop."

by Light Joker September 15, 2004

moon

1. the buttocks

2. to display one's nude buttocks

Jim got sent to the principal's office for mooning in school today.

by Light Joker December 14, 2004