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devil's driveway 

the area between a man's balls and his butthole; a taint
"The key to any man's heart is through his taint, a.k.a. the devil's driveway." -Tom Segura

Devil's Blowjob 

Coming from an incident in Maynooth, Ireland, a devil's blowjob is when a person, before giving oral sex, gargles with hot chilli sauce.
"Man its was so hot, like a devil's blowjob"
Devil's Blowjob by Yemrot February 6, 2010

Devil's Doorbell 

Billy: Why are you so happy today, John?
John: Last night, Brittany let me ring the Devil's Doorbell.
Billy: Nice!

-or-

Samantha: You look tired today!
Melissa: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Doorbell.
Samantha: Nice!
Devil's Doorbell by Homo_pirate October 30, 2012

Devil's Seat 

-the seat for when someone takes a number 2 and there is no toilet-paper in the holder. This is one of the worst moments in a person's life for the already started pooing.
Bob: How was the bathroom?

Bill: Aw it was the worst. They stall ran out of toilet paper, so I was in the Devil's seat for 30 minutes until a maintenance man finally came in for more.

devil’s advocate 

Someone who challenges an opposing point of view to spark debate, arguement, or controversy on a specific topic.
He will have to play devil’s advocate to get his viewpoint across.
devil’s advocate by Raddude67 October 21, 2017

Devil's kiss 

The Devil's kiss is the heinous action of the tip of one's penis making contact with the cold porcelain of the inside of a public toilet.
I went to take a shit in the strip club bathroom, where I was unpleasantly surprised by the icy cold sensation of the Devil's kiss. Now it burns when I pee. Thanks, Satan.
Devil's kiss by Hammer of Jesus August 10, 2017