Light Joker's definitions

frobnitz

any unanmed object or object which one does not wish to name

Hook that frobnitz up to the back of your computer.

by Light Joker October 25, 2006

someone's ass is grass

someone is finished, someone is through, someone is done for.

Private; Looks like somone spilled your cofee, sir.

Major; Well in that case, somones ass is grass.

by Light Joker July 6, 2004

on the rag

mesnstruating, (from rag, sanitary napkin)

Her pants got stained because she was on the rag and had no tampons.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

school

a building where you learn to do things that are neccesarry to function succesfully in the world. many people take their theier rights to be educated for granted and do not end up learning before until it is to late. There a also who get so worn out from school that they lose thier rational composure. Many people think that they can stay focused on the unimportant events in school. Too many people are pessimistic about education. Sometimes the principal of the a certain school does thing that make students feel like they are hopeless, like not kicking students out of the bathroom when they are not finished going just because they think the students are going to cause trouble all the time, or they have the idea that being tough and getting innocent students in trouble without a saying what they are being accused of doing is neccesary to dicipline them, not to mention asking for dress code that is almost not fully possible for students to follow. (Why are they being so stubborn as not to just switch to a uniform policy?) This behavior actuallly makes them fell less worse about school. Another problem with education is the government of Delaware(which is the state I live in by the way)requiring students to take time to complete state tests, just to get into college.

School is tough but it will get you through life, you can count on that.

by Light Joker April 12, 2004

edress

an electronic adress, one's e-mail adress

I will send the memo to your edress by tommorow.

by Light Joker March 7, 2005

Box Jelly

a creature of the cnidrian(jellyfish) family, chacrized by it's incredibly well working eyes, bright color, preditory agression,and spring loaded stinging cells on it's four tentacles. Instead of removing waste through it's mouth it's four tentacles absorb nutrients before puffimg out the waste material.

The Australian Box Jelly's sting make you lose hope that you will live, to add to it's already lethal power.

by Light Joker March 17, 2004

ambulance chaser

1. a lawyer who rushes to the scene of an accident in order
to get the business of anyone who was injured

2. any lawyer(derogatory, also a rude term of adress)

Stupid ambulance chaser. When will they ever get off of my ass.

by Light Joker April 4, 2007