(straight) from the horse's mouth

from the most official source(from the fact that a horse's age can be determined most precisely and directly by examining it's teeth)

He gets his stories straight from the horse's mouth.

by Light Joker July 23, 2005

blooper

1. an error

2. an embarrassing error that has to be removed from the show or movie.

Many videos and DVDs allow you to view the bloopers that were removed when the movie was made.

by Light Joker June 16, 2005

bleeding heart

1. a person who is excessively sympathetic to the a plight of a person or group of people

2. a emotionally concerned person

(from the religous picture of the bleeding heart of jesus)

He called me a bleeding heart when he I told him about how bad that place was and how the residents suffered.

by Light Joker August 01, 2007

hate somone's guts

to hate sombody with a passion

He got into a fight with the street gang because he hated thier guts.

by Light Joker October 21, 2004

tart

a promiscuous woman, especially a prostitute (see also hoochie)

She is nothing but a god-damn tart.

by Light Joker August 09, 2005

lay a fart

(variants: cut, let, rip, or crack may replace lay)

to flatuate

He laid the worst fart I had ever smelled.

by Light Joker July 29, 2005

mystery meat

meat that is not readily identifiable, especially as served
in a student dining hall, fraternity house, etc

I am not going to eat that mystery meat unless someone can tell me what it is.

by Light Joker September 05, 2005