Light Joker's definitions

fix

1. a dose of drugs sought by an addict

2. to neuter an animal, especially a pet

3. a bribe

4. a repair made to a computer program

I think windows needs a fix.

by Light Joker November 11, 2006

Crap

1. excrement, feces

2. junk

That is nothing but crap.

by Light Joker January 2, 2007

Irish confetti

Bricks, stones and other objects thrown in a fight

I almost got hurt in the exchange of Irish confetti

by Light Joker August 3, 2007

on hold

suspended, postponed (from the button on a telephone marked hold, used to switch temporarily from the conversation)

Our vacation plans were on hold due to the lack of transportation.

by Light Joker September 28, 2005

square

1. dull or uncool

2. a dull or uncool person

3. a conventional cigarette

4. to work out one's problems with someone

That square has no idea what he He is saying.

by Light Joker November 6, 2006

baltic

very very cold(possibly from the name of a sea)

It was baltic out there. I don't want to end up getting frostbite.

by Light Joker April 10, 2005

corpse

1. an empty liquor bottle(see also dead soldier)

2. the smoked end of a cigarette

Please remember to recycle the corpses.

by Light Joker January 27, 2005