Light Joker's definitions

bouncer

a strong man hired to eject people from a bar or other similar place(Supposedly, a person bounces when thrown out.)

That bouncer looked as if he could rip a tree right out of the ground.

by Light Joker May 2, 2005

(straight) from the horse's mouth

from the most official source(from the fact that a horse's age can be determined most precisely and directly by examining it's teeth)

He gets his stories straight from the horse's mouth.

by Light Joker July 23, 2005

moon

1. the buttocks

2. to display one's nude buttocks

Jim got sent to the principal's office for mooning in school today.

by Light Joker December 14, 2004

laid-back

relaxed and easy-going

He is so laid-back for a security guard.

by Light Joker June 29, 2005

Rent-a-cop

or rent-a-pig

a uniformed security guard

The guy was mad because he was caught shoplifting by a "rent-a-cop."

by Light Joker September 15, 2004

peg leg

a person with a wooden leg (used mostly in reference to theatrical pirates. also a rude term of adress)

Get out of my sight, peg leg.

by Light Joker March 17, 2005

banging

good, wonderful, excellent,

That restaurant is banging.

by Light Joker January 28, 2005