Light Joker's definitions

bouncer

a strong man hired to eject people from a bar or other similar place(Supposedly, a person bounces when thrown out.)

That bouncer looked as if he could rip a tree right out of the ground.

by Light Joker May 2, 2005

baloney

nonsense, lies, deception = bullshit

Baloney, this is not a restful place.

by Light Joker March 26, 2005

One hit wonder

New defintion; An urbandictionary user who has contributed only one defintion.

Sometimnes, a one hit wonder's definition is just something that flatters thier boyfriend or girlfriend.

by Light Joker August 15, 2004

hit the fan

to become publicly known(see also the shit hits the fan)

We better edit this story before it hits the fan.

by Light Joker February 22, 2005

grasseater

1. a corrupt police officer who accepts bribe money but does not actually demand it

2. =pothead

The grasseater let the grasseater go when he was offered a bribe of $1000 in cash.

by Light Joker November 6, 2004

(straight) from the horse's mouth

from the most official source(from the fact that a horse's age can be determined most precisely and directly by examining it's teeth)

He gets his stories straight from the horse's mouth.

by Light Joker July 23, 2005

skeeter

a mosquito (an abbreviation of mosquito)

Those pesky skeeters are everywhere.

by Light Joker May 9, 2006