Light Joker's definitions

white elephant

an unwanted gift that one has no use for

I have no need for this white elephant. Do you know anywhere I can sell it?

by Light Joker January 21, 2006

in the black

having a lot of money (black is the color used by businesses to indicate profit on a graph)

Although they once came close to bankruptcy, they are now in the black.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

quiz

a brief test or exam

I wish we would get fewer quizes.

by Light Joker January 21, 2006

church key

a bottle or can opener (cans had no opening tabs when this word originated)

Don't forget to hang up the church key when you are done with it.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

pencil neck

1. a weak and timid person

2. a studious person

We have no place for a pencil neck like you.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

TP

1. toilet paper

2. to festoon the trees and shrubs of a residential yard with toilet paper

Did you little punks TP my yard?

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

uppity

arrogant, concited, snobbish

I can't stand these uppity bastards.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006