Light Joker's definitions

horses

horsepower,as in an engine

Yeah, right! How is that big old truck supposed to have 800 horses?

by Light Joker February 7, 2005

put one's foot in one's mouth

To say something that one will regret,to make an error.

To put one's foot in one's mouth is the same as stepping in it.

by Light Joker April 27, 2006

family jewels

The testicals(a jocular euphemism, from the fact that the testicals are necesary to produce a family)

Mom, he kicked me in the family jewels.

by Light Joker September 17, 2004

angel dust

powdered Phencyclidine sold illegally

Is that angel dust in there?

by Light Joker September 7, 2007

freaking

damned, lousy, (a euphemism for fucking, see also frigging)

Get your freaking feet off of the table.

by Light Joker November 16, 2004

mullet

a hairstyle characterized by short hair in front and long messy hair in the back
(probably from the name of a T.V. show about a family of rural-type people)

He decided that a mullet was too much work to take care of, so he got it cut short.

by Light Joker December 30, 2004

Meet one's maker

to die, to perish(origin unknown)

Hero: I am the best of warriors this world has known, you will never defeat me.

Villain: I am tired of your bragging, prepare to meet your maker!

by Light Joker October 23, 2004