Light Joker's definitions

gomer

1. a stupid oaf, a social reject

2. a patient unwelcome in a hospital(supposedly standing for get out of my emergency room)

That's the third time in a week that this gomer has come here.

by Light Joker January 21, 2005

Kicks

1. shoes

2. gym shoes

3. pleasure or enjoyment

4. the potency of a drug or alcohol

Those old kicks are so worn they wouldn't be of any use in a creek.

by Light Joker October 30, 2006

My word

Short for upon my word.

"My word, your cycling skills border on terrifying. You most certainly need much more practice riding."

-Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire

by Light Joker June 19, 2004

crocodile tears

fake crying, fake tears

Your crocodile tears can't fool me. I know what your up to.

by Light Joker December 8, 2005

forbidden fruit

something that is attractive because it is denied to one (From the Garden of Eden in the bible.)

That website is my forbidden fruit.

by Light Joker June 5, 2005

tweak

1. to adjust slightly

2. to adjust a computer program slightly

They tweaked the game to fix a glitch.

by Light Joker September 2, 2007

labonza

the stomache, the abdomen

They got me right in the labonza with their elbows

by Light Joker October 28, 2006