919 definitions by Light Joker

soft-core

1. less than extreme

2. mildly pornagraphic

They like the soft-core stuff, but they don't care for highly explicit content.

by Light Joker August 12, 2005

sexual harassment

This includes but is not limited to:

Repeatedly asking sombody to date you when they said no,

Asking sombody about their sexual oriantation,

Rape,

Touching sombodys privates,

sexual comments,

Showing your private parts sombody when they do not want to see them,

and using somones position to get sexual favors form them.

There Are more I think, but I cannot rememer them.

by Light Joker August 22, 2004

soldier

a liquor bottle, especially an empty one(see also dead soldier)

It is not good for the enviornment to leave soldiers on the ground when you could be recycling them.

by Light Joker January 5, 2005

under the weather

1. ill

2. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I am feeling under the weather today.

by Light Joker August 26, 2005

from Hell

wretched, accursed, infernal

Little did I know that the storm from hell was on it's way.

by Light Joker May 28, 2005

family jewels

The testicals(a jocular euphemism, from the fact that the testicals are necesary to produce a family)

Mom, he kicked me in the family jewels.

by Light Joker September 18, 2004

one size fits all

of broad or universal application (from a label on clothing products that indicates they can accommodate the size of any wearer)

War is not a one size fits all solution.

by Light Joker October 18, 2006