eyes like pissholes in the snow

very bleary eyes, as seen on someone who is suffering from a hangover

Man, you have eyes like pissholes in the snow. Are you ill?

by Light Joker November 16, 2006

in one piece

intact, unharmed, unscathed

How did you manage to come out of the crash in one piece?

by Light Joker November 26, 2005

grand

and G

one thousand dollars

I paid 20 grand for that truck and now it's ruined.

by Light Joker March 10, 2005

ice

1. diamonds, jewels

2. cocaine

3. methamphetamine

4. to kill someone

Forget the ice, it's not important. We can do without jewlery for now.

by Light Joker February 28, 2007

half-baked

foolish, poorly thought out, ill conceived

They are always coming up with half-baked excuses.

by Light Joker November 08, 2005

Blue Balls

a painful condition of the tesicles due to being sexually aroused for too long

One way to deal with blue balls is to take a cold shower.

by Light Joker November 23, 2005

BYOB

1. Bring your own booze

2. a party where you must provide your own alcohol

The party is at 6:00. BYOB

by Light Joker May 02, 2006