Definitions by Licensed_Nerd

Instapreneur 

Someone who comes up with a lot of entrepreneurial ideas for new Instagram accounts.

Sis: "How many Instagram accounts do you have?"
Bro: "More than seven. I keep coming up with great reasons to make another account. I guess I'm an Instapreneur."

Instapreneur by Licensed_Nerd October 9, 2020

Lazy Fair 

The lazy way of saying "Laissez-faire"

"Dude, I feel like there should be more lazy fair in our country."
"You mean 'Laissez-faire?'"
"Yeah"

Lazy Fair by Licensed_Nerd September 15, 2020

Drink Thought Exclamation 

A "eureka" moment but instead of exclaiming "eureka," you exclaim "mmm" because your mouth is full of water.

Two entrepreneurs (E) drinking:
E1: "We need a business idea."
E2: "Yeah, but what?"
E1: *Takes a drink and comes up with an idea* "Mmm!"
E2: "I know that sound! That's a drink thought exclamation!"

Drink Thought Exclamation by Licensed_Nerd August 8, 2020

'ffect 

When you're not sure whether to use "affect" or "effect," so you just put an apostrophe in place of the first letter. Somewhat like a blank in Scrabble.

This cold weather in May will really 'ffect crops this year.

'ffect by Licensed_Nerd May 9, 2020

Zooming 

The act of holding a conference call using the Zoom app during the Coronavirus pandemic

Mom: Son, go outside, it's warm.
Son: I can't, Mom. I'm Zooming with my physics class

Zooming by Licensed_Nerd March 25, 2020

Bare Bumper 

A car bumper with nothing on it

Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it

Bare Bumper by Licensed_Nerd December 16, 2019

Steilish 

The new official term for Billie Eilish's attire.

That big, green puffy jacket is so Steilish, I can see Billie Eilish wearing it

Steilish by Licensed_Nerd November 28, 2019