Licensed_Nerd's definitions

No dad joke

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.

Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.

by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019

French Toasted

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"

Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.

by Licensed_Nerd December 5, 2018

Cheems Lamguage

Whemn jumst aboumt emvery wormd hams the lemtters "m" and "b" ramdomly plamced in it becaumse it's how Cheems spemlls wormds.

Dude, why is everyone spelling words with extra m's and b's?
Ah, don't worry about it. It's just Cheems Lamguage. You'll gemt used to it.

by Licensed_Nerd July 8, 2021

Nappetizer

A form of rest shorter than a nap – never longer than 20 minutes – that occurs late in the day but still a few hours before actually going to sleep for the night.

I was really tired and it was only 8pm but I wanted to stay up until at least 2am, so I decided to take a nappetizer for 10 minutes.

by Licensed_Nerd February 10, 2023

Trump Reign of Terror

Donald Trump's awful 4 years in President office, spanning from 21 January, 2017 to 20 January, 2021.

7 November, 2020 marked the final days of the Trump Reign of Terror.

by Licensed_Nerd November 7, 2020

LOCAB

Lots Of Cops Are Bastards. Less-extreme version of ACAB.

Someone: ACAB!
Me: Well, my friend's dad is pretty chill, but still a lot aren't chill.
Someone: LOCAB!

by Licensed_Nerd December 15, 2020

Lazy Fair

The lazy way of saying "Laissez-faire"

"Dude, I feel like there should be more lazy fair in our country."
"You mean 'Laissez-faire?'"
"Yeah"

by Licensed_Nerd September 15, 2020