Licensed_Nerd's definitions

Duied

Past tense of "duie" which is most likely what happens if you DUI. Pronounced "died."

He duied from crashing his car while driving under the influence of alcohol. We're all sad now.

by Licensed_Nerd August 17, 2019

Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.

Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"

by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020