Licensed_Nerd's definitions

McAirliner

A private jet that is just a smaller version of an airliner. Similar to how a small mansion is called a McMansion.

That Dassault Falcon 10X is a McAirliner because it can seat up to 19 passengers.

by Licensed_Nerd October 26, 2024

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

LBJ-Style

When you are in the middle of working or on a conference call and bring it into the bathroom, the same way former US President LBJ did.

I was on a really important conference call, but I really had to use the can so I connected my earbuds to my phone, put myself on mute, and took the call LBJ-Style.

by Licensed_Nerd July 18, 2021

Lazy Fair

The lazy way of saying "Laissez-faire"

"Dude, I feel like there should be more lazy fair in our country."
"You mean 'Laissez-faire?'"
"Yeah"

by Licensed_Nerd September 15, 2020

'ffect

When you're not sure whether to use "affect" or "effect," so you just put an apostrophe in place of the first letter. Somewhat like a blank in Scrabble.

This cold weather in May will really 'ffect crops this year.

by Licensed_Nerd May 9, 2020

Denial

Desinger, deriver, destate, and devirus.

Why are you in a state of denial that Deniall Horan got West Denile Virus at Denile River?

by Licensed_Nerd November 11, 2020

Nappetizer

A form of rest shorter than a nap – never longer than 20 minutes – that occurs late in the day but still a few hours before actually going to sleep for the night.

I was really tired and it was only 8pm but I wanted to stay up until at least 2am, so I decided to take a nappetizer for 10 minutes.

by Licensed_Nerd February 10, 2023