LOCAB

Lots Of Cops Are Bastards. Less-extreme version of ACAB.

Someone: ACAB!
Me: Well, my friend's dad is pretty chill, but still a lot aren't chill.
Someone: LOCAB!

by Licensed_Nerd December 15, 2020

Zooming

The act of holding a conference call using the Zoom app during the Coronavirus pandemic

Mom: Son, go outside, it's warm.
Son: I can't, Mom. I'm Zooming with my physics class

by Licensed_Nerd March 26, 2020

Phone Wave

When you wave to someone but have your phone in hand and it's kinda awkward to the person who received the wave.

When she looked up from her phone, she saw me and gave me a phone wave so I picked up my phone and phone waved her back.

by Licensed_Nerd July 28, 2019

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 13, 2022

Duied

Past tense of "duie" which is most likely what happens if you DUI. Pronounced "died."

He duied from crashing his car while driving under the influence of alcohol. We're all sad now.

by Licensed_Nerd August 18, 2019

The U

Slang for, and also the less awkward way of saying, the urinal.

Guy *trying to be chill*: Hey I just chugged a litre of water and I gotta use the U.

Girl: You know you can just say urinal

Guy: I know, but I use the Urban Dictionary.

by Licensed_Nerd December 11, 2018

TikTok Teen

A teenager addicted to TikTok

Girl: Bitch I look like I'm fresh off of TikTok uhhh bitches wanna be famous like me!
Guy: Dude, you're not famous. You're just addicted to TikTok... you're a TikTok Teen.

by Licensed_Nerd September 20, 2019