Instapreneur

Someone who comes up with a lot of entrepreneurial ideas for new Instagram accounts.

Sis: "How many Instagram accounts do you have?"
Bro: "More than seven. I keep coming up with great reasons to make another account. I guess I'm an Instapreneur."

by Licensed_Nerd October 09, 2020

Duied

Past tense of "duie" which is most likely what happens if you DUI. Pronounced "died."

He duied from crashing his car while driving under the influence of alcohol. We're all sad now.

by Licensed_Nerd August 17, 2019

Eat Like a Roman

Derived from Roman times when someone eats so much (usually good) food, they feel happy but nauseous from all the food. Past tense: "ate like a Roman"

Noah: I cannot wait to eat like a Roman and feast on all the great foods this Thanksgiving.
Zach: I know what you mean, dude! I ate like a Roman last year and nearly lost my dinner.

by Licensed_Nerd November 22, 2018

Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.

Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"

by Licensed_Nerd November 02, 2020

TikTok Teen

A teenager addicted to TikTok

Girl: Bitch I look like I'm fresh off of TikTok uhhh bitches wanna be famous like me!
Guy: Dude, you're not famous. You're just addicted to TikTok... you're a TikTok Teen.

by Licensed_Nerd September 20, 2019

Bruj

The common typo of "bruh."

I just made that typo when I wrote the correct word in the definition. Bruj ( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾)

by Licensed_Nerd December 12, 2020

LOCAB

Lots Of Cops Are Bastards. Less-extreme version of ACAB.

Someone: ACAB!
Me: Well, my friend's dad is pretty chill, but still a lot aren't chill.
Someone: LOCAB!

by Licensed_Nerd December 15, 2020