Definitions by Licensed_Nerd

TikTok Teen 

A teenager addicted to TikTok

Girl: Bitch I look like I'm fresh off of TikTok uhhh bitches wanna be famous like me!
Guy: Dude, you're not famous. You're just addicted to TikTok... you're a TikTok Teen.

TikTok Teen by Licensed_Nerd September 20, 2019

Duie 

What most likely happens if you DUI. Present tense of "Duied." Pronounced "die."

If he drinks all 5 of those bottles and drives home while drunk, he will most likely duie and then we will all be sad.

Duie by Licensed_Nerd August 17, 2019

Duied 

Past tense of "duie" which is most likely what happens if you DUI. Pronounced "died."

He duied from crashing his car while driving under the influence of alcohol. We're all sad now.

Duied by Licensed_Nerd August 17, 2019

Phone Wave

When you wave to someone but have your phone in hand and it's kinda awkward to the person who received the wave.

When she looked up from her phone, she saw me and gave me a phone wave so I picked up my phone and phone waved her back.

Phone Wave by Licensed_Nerd July 28, 2019

No dad joke 

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.

Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.

No dad joke by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019

Finger phone 

The phone that you make with your pinky and thumb fingers.

Jamal was annoyed at us so he said he was calling his mom but we all knew he was using his finger phone.

Finger phone by Licensed_Nerd July 15, 2019

The U

Slang for, and also the less awkward way of saying, the urinal.

Guy *trying to be chill*: Hey I just chugged a litre of water and I gotta use the U.

Girl: You know you can just say urinal

Guy: I know, but I use the Urban Dictionary.

The U by Licensed_Nerd December 11, 2018