Licensed_Nerd's definitions

LBJ-Style

When you are in the middle of working or on a conference call and bring it into the bathroom, the same way former US President LBJ did.

I was on a really important conference call, but I really had to use the can so I connected my earbuds to my phone, put myself on mute, and took the call LBJ-Style.

by Licensed_Nerd July 18, 2021

CHATham GuPTa

A secret human name for ChatGPT. It can also be spelled "Chatham Gupta."

I don't feel like doing this homework assignment, so I'm going to have my buddy, CHATham GuPTa, help me out with it.

by Licensed_Nerd December 8, 2023

'ffect

When you're not sure whether to use "affect" or "effect," so you just put an apostrophe in place of the first letter. Somewhat like a blank in Scrabble.

This cold weather in May will really 'ffect crops this year.

by Licensed_Nerd May 9, 2020

Instapreneur

Someone who comes up with a lot of entrepreneurial ideas for new Instagram accounts.

Sis: "How many Instagram accounts do you have?"
Bro: "More than seven. I keep coming up with great reasons to make another account. I guess I'm an Instapreneur."

by Licensed_Nerd October 9, 2020

The U

Slang for, and also the less awkward way of saying, the urinal.

Guy *trying to be chill*: Hey I just chugged a litre of water and I gotta use the U.

Girl: You know you can just say urinal

Guy: I know, but I use the Urban Dictionary.

by Licensed_Nerd December 11, 2018

Duie

What most likely happens if you DUI. Present tense of "Duied." Pronounced "die."

If he drinks all 5 of those bottles and drives home while drunk, he will most likely duie and then we will all be sad.

by Licensed_Nerd August 17, 2019

Eat Like a Roman

Derived from Roman times when someone eats so much (usually good) food, they feel happy but nauseous from all the food. Past tense: "ate like a Roman"

Noah: I cannot wait to eat like a Roman and feast on all the great foods this Thanksgiving.
Zach: I know what you mean, dude! I ate like a Roman last year and nearly lost my dinner.

by Licensed_Nerd November 22, 2018