LiberaceHudson's definitions

lickel shpickel

The name given to oral sex between 2 elderly Jewish spinsters.

"Edith, how would you like to chow down on my lickel shpickel?"
"No thanks Sarah as I've just taken my teeth out for the night."

by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017

Mormon pancake

A Mormon pancake is the term given to any flat food served up that contains male ejaculate added in there as a joke.

Myra is 99 years of age and a virgin. Imagine her surprise then to discover that her nephew Kevin has just served her up a good old-fashioned Mormon pancake. I bet she even asks for seconds.

by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017

Feminazi

Feminazis are everywhere now due to cultural Marxist societal programming. They are man-haters with massive levels of penis envy. They can be found all over the media and now they are cropping up as 'Goddesses' and 'Dominatrices' within the Sissy Hypno and Feminization genre. They want all straight men to take it in the ass when they themselves have never taken a dick in their lives.

Emma is a Feminazi. She is hideously repulsive and a total bitch. Sissies flock to her though, think she's wonderful. She isn't.

by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017

Theresa May

Theresa May is the UK's Prime Minister. She purposefully fucked up the Tory party's chances in the run-up to the General Election 2017 so she could push through a more watered down Brexit because she is a Remainer and has never wanted us to leave. She is thinking about her career post-PM when she will doubtless join the massive EU gravy train. I believe her to be a dreadful woman. The UK will never leave the EU.

Theresa May is a useless politician and an appalling human being.

by LiberaceHudson October 11, 2017

little meathook

Little meathook is the term my mom used to give for my cat's bright red penis which he would lick when he got too excited. Every time he did it was a Hallmark moment.

"Oh look, Tigger's showing his little meathook. Awwww bless his little heart."

by LiberaceHudson October 11, 2017

Jack Vale

Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.

Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.

by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017

Dicktionary

This is the term given to any dictionary that is usually only read by assholes. Very popular in Congress.

Look, there's that Congressman reading the dicktionary again. He's always got his nose in that.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017