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"Did you see Uncle Percy the other day?"
"No I didn't. Why do you ask?"
"Well he was down the hospital wasn't he?"
"I didn't know that. What's up with him then?"
"He only had to get his asshole stitched up."
"How come?"
"Well you know Bobby from the Rotary Club?"
"Oh yes. What of him?"
"Well he's not an inconsiderable size in the penis department and they reckon he's loosened up Percy's dirtchute with all the bumming they've been up to."
"Poor old Uncle Percy. "
"Yes, I know. Such a shame. A very nice man."
"No I didn't. Why do you ask?"
"Well he was down the hospital wasn't he?"
"I didn't know that. What's up with him then?"
"He only had to get his asshole stitched up."
"How come?"
"Well you know Bobby from the Rotary Club?"
"Oh yes. What of him?"
"Well he's not an inconsiderable size in the penis department and they reckon he's loosened up Percy's dirtchute with all the bumming they've been up to."
"Poor old Uncle Percy. "
"Yes, I know. Such a shame. A very nice man."
by LiberaceHudson October 20, 2016
Get the bummingmug. "Hello Mick, how are you?"
"Not sa good mate. My old mam only has to go to that Dignitarse place over in Switzerland."
"I didn't know you agreed with euphenasia mate."
"I don't but she's taking so bleeding long to die. We just want the money."
"Not sa good mate. My old mam only has to go to that Dignitarse place over in Switzerland."
"I didn't know you agreed with euphenasia mate."
"I don't but she's taking so bleeding long to die. We just want the money."
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
Get the euphenasiamug. A term used in the Southern Counties of the UK to denote going somewhere or someplace. No one outside of those areas knows what the hell the other person is saying but to people who live there it makes perfect sense.
"Hello Uncle Philip, where are you off to today?"
"I've got to go down the doings later to see about getting some money back on the shoes I bought. They don't fit right."
"Good luck with that Uncle."
"Thanks. Tell your mother I'll pop in and see her next week after I've got back from the doings down your road."
"Will do."
"I've got to go down the doings later to see about getting some money back on the shoes I bought. They don't fit right."
"Good luck with that Uncle."
"Thanks. Tell your mother I'll pop in and see her next week after I've got back from the doings down your road."
"Will do."
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
Get the doingsmug. A clitar solo is performed by very overweight moley-featured lesbian musicians when naked and alone. It is usually accompanied by low groaning and a sploshing sound closely followed by a few loud rasping fanny farts and then snoring.
"Wow! Look at Nikki playing away at that clitar solo. Still it beats the verses which are all about cutting men's dicks off and throwing them in the river."
by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017
Get the clitar solomug. Fucking hell, this guy is terrible. His jokes are corny, his presentation shocking and he's so full of himself it's unreal. He's a total billmarr.
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
Get the billmarrmug. "Mom, I need to go to big pony. I'm desperate."
"Can't you wait?"
"I can mom but I'll shit myself."
"For using such foul language you can shit your pants you disgusting little boy. In fact I'm going to hammer a giant cork up there. That will give you something to think about."
"Oh please mom, not the cork again. I was all blocked up for weeks."
"Can't you wait?"
"I can mom but I'll shit myself."
"For using such foul language you can shit your pants you disgusting little boy. In fact I'm going to hammer a giant cork up there. That will give you something to think about."
"Oh please mom, not the cork again. I was all blocked up for weeks."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
Get the Big Ponymug. "I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
Get the spunk saladmug.