Definitions by LiberaceHudson
Titus Aduxass
Titus Aduxass ripped out a very loud sounding fart while hanging with his homo homies at the Pantheon. One by one they each looked around before shouting out en masse "Virgin."
Titus Aduxass by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
euphenasia
"Hello Mick, how are you?"
"Not sa good mate. My old mam only has to go to that Dignitarse place over in Switzerland."
"I didn't know you agreed with euphenasia mate."
"I don't but she's taking so bleeding long to die. We just want the money."
"Not sa good mate. My old mam only has to go to that Dignitarse place over in Switzerland."
"I didn't know you agreed with euphenasia mate."
"I don't but she's taking so bleeding long to die. We just want the money."
euphenasia by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
Lilley & Skinner
Lilley & Skinner was a British mid-market shoe brand, manufacturer, retailer and wholesale distributor of their own and others' boots and shoes and associated chain of high street shoe shops. It was also active in wholesale leather distribution.
I need to pop down to Lilley & Skinner later because I've got a bloody great hole in my shoe and need a cheap replacement and fast.
Lilley & Skinner by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
Merkel
A name for an ugly narcissistic German hunchback who screws over everyone and everything because it suits her oligarch masters.
Merkel by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
Kazoo
A kazoo is a small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and adds a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.
Kenny had to admit that he was musically talentless. Even the Autoharp was beyond his limited capabilities. He knew then he had to persevere with the kazoo because it was his last chance to impress the ladies and perhaps lose his virginity before his 52nd birthday.
Kazoo by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
Eamonn Holmes
A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.
"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."
Eamonn Holmes by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
Turban Dictionary
"Hello Mr Singh, what are you up to tonight?"
"Hello Mr Kaur. I have to get a phrase published tonight at Turban Dictionary."
"Good luck with that. I hope it passes the Turban Dictionary Peer Review."
"Me too."
"Hello Mr Kaur. I have to get a phrase published tonight at Turban Dictionary."
"Good luck with that. I hope it passes the Turban Dictionary Peer Review."
"Me too."
Turban Dictionary by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017