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Titus Aduxass

A Roman emperor who remained a gay virgin throughout his life.
Titus Aduxass ripped out a very loud sounding fart while hanging with his homo homies at the Pantheon. One by one they each looked around before shouting out en masse "Virgin."
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
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spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.
"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
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cumpère

A person who introduces the performers or contestants at the Annual Porn Awards.
Kathy was the cumpère again at this year's Backdoor Porn Awards. She won best Anal Porn Scene for her part in the movie "Take The Gravy Train."
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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fluid sexuality

A term given to anyone whose sexual orientation isn't fixed but changes throughout his or her lifetime. Lesbians and gays think in completely binary terms and believe that any straight person who says this is in actuality a gay man or lesbian in denial however if a woman comes out later on in life having sucked cock for the first 40 years this is completely disregarded. The same with a gay man who occasionally bangs one of his female friends in the ass.
I have a fluid sexuality. I'm attracted to beautiful women AND Hillary Clinton.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit

When you use the term 'scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit' in relation to another person, the subtle implication is you don't actually like or respect them.
"You may have saved the whales throughout the 80's Uncle Pete in your charitable life, however, there's no getting around it, in this life right now, you are a scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit and there's no getting around that."
by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
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bumming

"Did you see Uncle Percy the other day?"
"No I didn't. Why do you ask?"
"Well he was down the hospital wasn't he?"
"I didn't know that. What's up with him then?"
"He only had to get his asshole stitched up."
"How come?"
"Well you know Bobby from the Rotary Club?"
"Oh yes. What of him?"
"Well he's not an inconsiderable size in the penis department and they reckon he's loosened up Percy's dirtchute with all the bumming they've been up to."
"Poor old Uncle Percy. "
"Yes, I know. Such a shame. A very nice man."
by LiberaceHudson October 20, 2016
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Eamonn Holmes

A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.
"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
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