51 definitions by LiberaceHudson
"Hello Mick, how are you?"
"Not sa good mate. My old mam only has to go to that Dignitarse place over in Switzerland."
"I didn't know you agreed with euphenasia mate."
"I don't but she's taking so bleeding long to die. We just want the money."
"Not sa good mate. My old mam only has to go to that Dignitarse place over in Switzerland."
"I didn't know you agreed with euphenasia mate."
"I don't but she's taking so bleeding long to die. We just want the money."
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
A party in which people get naked and writhe around while people shit onto their bodies and into their mouths. A way to discern such a party (aside from the shocking whiff) is the presence of either a drained hot tub/swimming pool or several large inflatable paddling pools dotted around the premises.
Rachel was invited to a scat party in Hampstead. She was only too happy to go as she knew the hosts and they knew she loved her Jazz music. In fact, she counted Ella Fitzgerald as one of her favourite artists. Imagine her horror then when instead of people standing around drinking and informally chatting, listening to supremely gifted vocal Jazz musicians she instead walked in on a scrum of about 50 people all in various states of undress, sploshing about covered in human excrement and orgiastic excess. Being brought up rather well, she knew it would be rude to leave so got into the spirit of the proceedings. It wasn't long before she was on the receiving end of a particularly vicious Cleveland Steamer, administered by a punky looking young woman called Carol who was an administrator at the local hospital. She finally left at 2.30am however she vowed to never attend again.
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
A term for old-fashioned trousers that are worn at seaside resorts favoured by the more mature generation.
"Did you see that Wendy had moved down to Eastbourne to be near her ailing sister?"
"Yes, I heard about that. Mind you, she's not getting any younger herself. What's she going to do with herself when there?"
"There are a number of very nice beaches down there. I'm sure she'll put on her best sand britches and get into a bit of crabbing or something similar."
"Oh that sounds nice. I haven't experienced any crab action for donkey's years. She'll have fun down there."
"Yes, I heard about that. Mind you, she's not getting any younger herself. What's she going to do with herself when there?"
"There are a number of very nice beaches down there. I'm sure she'll put on her best sand britches and get into a bit of crabbing or something similar."
"Oh that sounds nice. I haven't experienced any crab action for donkey's years. She'll have fun down there."
by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017
A name for an ugly narcissistic German hunchback who screws over everyone and everything because it suits her oligarch masters.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
"Hey, look at those polliwogs over there."
"Oi! I'm offended by the term you used there. Say 'tadpole' or I will shop you to the thought police.
"Sorry Mr. Lammy, our mistake."
"Oi! I'm offended by the term you used there. Say 'tadpole' or I will shop you to the thought police.
"Sorry Mr. Lammy, our mistake."
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
"Edith, how would you like to chow down on my lickel shpickel?"
"No thanks Sarah as I've just taken my teeth out for the night."
"No thanks Sarah as I've just taken my teeth out for the night."
by LiberaceHudson October 7, 2017
Little meathook is the term my mom used to give for my cat's bright red penis which he would lick when he got too excited. Every time he did it was a Hallmark moment.
by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017