LiberaceHudson's definitions

Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Kazoo

A kazoo is a small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and adds a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Kenny had to admit that he was musically talentless. Even the Autoharp was beyond his limited capabilities. He knew then he had to persevere with the kazoo because it was his last chance to impress the ladies and perhaps lose his virginity before his 52nd birthday.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

cherry hump

A name given to your very first time sexually.

Brenda looks like she's just dismounted a horse. Might be something to do with her first cherry hump with that African American basketball player.

by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017

Turban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary for the Sikh community.

"Hello Mr Singh, what are you up to tonight?"
"Hello Mr Kaur. I have to get a phrase published tonight at Turban Dictionary."
"Good luck with that. I hope it passes the Turban Dictionary Peer Review."
"Me too."

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

prostatitis

A large swollen and painful prostate.

"I heard Jimmy's got a bad case of prostatitis."
"Yeah. That's what you get for edging for weeks and weeks to Hentai porn."
"Serves him right. I hope it explodes out of his ass."

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

Feminazi

Feminazis are everywhere now due to cultural Marxist societal programming. They are man-haters with massive levels of penis envy. They can be found all over the media and now they are cropping up as 'Goddesses' and 'Dominatrices' within the Sissy Hypno and Feminization genre. They want all straight men to take it in the ass when they themselves have never taken a dick in their lives.

Emma is a Feminazi. She is hideously repulsive and a total bitch. Sissies flock to her though, think she's wonderful. She isn't.

by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017

cumpère

A person who introduces the performers or contestants at the Annual Porn Awards.

Kathy was the cumpère again at this year's Backdoor Porn Awards. She won best Anal Porn Scene for her part in the movie "Take The Gravy Train."

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017