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Little meathook is the term my mom used to give for my cat's bright red penis which he would lick when he got too excited. Every time he did it was a Hallmark moment.
by LiberaceHudson October 11, 2017
Get the little meathook mug.A kazoo is a small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and adds a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.
Kenny had to admit that he was musically talentless. Even the Autoharp was beyond his limited capabilities. He knew then he had to persevere with the kazoo because it was his last chance to impress the ladies and perhaps lose his virginity before his 52nd birthday.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
Get the Kazoo mug.Fucking hell, this guy is terrible. His jokes are corny, his presentation shocking and he's so full of himself it's unreal. He's a total billmarr.
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
Get the billmarr mug.A term used in the Southern Counties of the UK to denote going somewhere or someplace. No one outside of those areas knows what the hell the other person is saying but to people who live there it makes perfect sense.
"Hello Uncle Philip, where are you off to today?"
"I've got to go down the doings later to see about getting some money back on the shoes I bought. They don't fit right."
"Good luck with that Uncle."
"Thanks. Tell your mother I'll pop in and see her next week after I've got back from the doings down your road."
"Will do."
"I've got to go down the doings later to see about getting some money back on the shoes I bought. They don't fit right."
"Good luck with that Uncle."
"Thanks. Tell your mother I'll pop in and see her next week after I've got back from the doings down your road."
"Will do."
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
Get the doings mug.A clitar solo is performed by very overweight moley-featured lesbian musicians when naked and alone. It is usually accompanied by low groaning and a sploshing sound closely followed by a few loud rasping fanny farts and then snoring.
"Wow! Look at Nikki playing away at that clitar solo. Still it beats the verses which are all about cutting men's dicks off and throwing them in the river."
by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017
Get the clitar solo mug."Did you see Uncle Percy the other day?"
"No I didn't. Why do you ask?"
"Well he was down the hospital wasn't he?"
"I didn't know that. What's up with him then?"
"He only had to get his asshole stitched up."
"How come?"
"Well you know Bobby from the Rotary Club?"
"Oh yes. What of him?"
"Well he's not an inconsiderable size in the penis department and they reckon he's loosened up Percy's dirtchute with all the bumming they've been up to."
"Poor old Uncle Percy. "
"Yes, I know. Such a shame. A very nice man."
"No I didn't. Why do you ask?"
"Well he was down the hospital wasn't he?"
"I didn't know that. What's up with him then?"
"He only had to get his asshole stitched up."
"How come?"
"Well you know Bobby from the Rotary Club?"
"Oh yes. What of him?"
"Well he's not an inconsiderable size in the penis department and they reckon he's loosened up Percy's dirtchute with all the bumming they've been up to."
"Poor old Uncle Percy. "
"Yes, I know. Such a shame. A very nice man."
by LiberaceHudson October 20, 2016
Get the bumming mug.Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.
Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.
by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017
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