LiberaceHudson's definitions

cumpère

A person who introduces the performers or contestants at the Annual Porn Awards.

Kathy was the cumpère again at this year's Backdoor Porn Awards. She won best Anal Porn Scene for her part in the movie "Take The Gravy Train."

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

sissy hypno

Sissy Hypno is a sub-genre of porn where images of hot women are utilised to turn on the target audience (mainly beta submissive males) and then quickly after a frame or two is shown of an erect cock usually cumming as well as words flashing up on the screen saying "Suck cock" "Eating cum is groovy" "Wear panties" "You need to get on your knees for a man" and phrases that serve to temporarily alter the viewer's sexual tastes (this practice is known as rewiring however it is fully reversible once the viewer lays off fapping and watching this type of porn) and make them think they are actually female in a male body.

Sissy Hypno is very powerful in that for some it can alter their perception of women so instead of getting a huge stiffy when they see a hot woman and therefore wishing to bone them, instead they see the hot woman and feel they are them. Viewing this kind of porn where a man is boning a woman and the Sissy will think they are the woman and will imagine a big dick sliding in and out of their ass. Some sissies go the whole hog and start taking female hormones while some are happy just to dress up in panties and stick objects in their butts while wearing some form of chastity device.

"Have you seen Gavin lately?"
"No however I did hear from his girlfriend that he can no longer get it up for her and instead wants her to peg him up the ass with a giant strap-on while he wears her frillies."
"Blimey, you know what's happened? He's been at the Sissy Hypno again."

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Kazoo

A kazoo is a small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and adds a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Kenny had to admit that he was musically talentless. Even the Autoharp was beyond his limited capabilities. He knew then he had to persevere with the kazoo because it was his last chance to impress the ladies and perhaps lose his virginity before his 52nd birthday.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

little meathook

Little meathook is the term my mom used to give for my cat's bright red penis which he would lick when he got too excited. Every time he did it was a Hallmark moment.

"Oh look, Tigger's showing his little meathook. Awwww bless his little heart."

by LiberaceHudson October 11, 2017

Merkel

A name for an ugly narcissistic German hunchback who screws over everyone and everything because it suits her oligarch masters.

Various shades of Merkel exist all over the world, such as the May Merkel in the UK as one example.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017