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A slang term for the anus. It can be used to denote the asshole or it can be used in a pejorative way when describing someone whose asshole you'd like to fuck. The person in question becomes the dirtbox in question thus reducing them to a fuckhole and nothing more.
An example might be "Wow, she's cute. That's a lovely little dirtbox there." That would usually be said in the exclusive company of men. It can also be used in a loving way by members of the gay community. An example might be "Hello Jeremy, I was thinking that maybe this evening we could have a quiet meal in that new Italian restaurant down by the river. Then I can take you home, rub your feet after a long day and then light some scented candles. Then we can make out and I can then lube up my tube and poke it right in your dirtbox. How does that sound?" It's a very versatile word.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

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Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.
Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.
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by LiberaceHudson October 09, 2017

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A polliwog is a tadpole.
"Hey, look at those polliwogs over there."
"Oi! I'm offended by the term you used there. Say 'tadpole' or I will shop you to the thought police.
"Sorry Mr. Lammy, our mistake."
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

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A kazoo is a small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and adds a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.
Kenny had to admit that he was musically talentless. Even the Autoharp was beyond his limited capabilities. He knew then he had to persevere with the kazoo because it was his last chance to impress the ladies and perhaps lose his virginity before his 52nd birthday.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

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A Roman emperor who remained a gay virgin throughout his life.
Titus Aduxass ripped out a very loud sounding fart while hanging with his homo homies at the Pantheon. One by one they each looked around before shouting out en masse "Virgin."
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

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Code 8 is the term given on a tannoy system to alert the store manager and assistant manager (if he's on duty) to the presence of a very hot woman in the store. Not to be confused with a Code 19 (otherwise known as Dragonwatch) which is an ugly woman. As you can imagine, Code 19's supersede Code 8's by a significant amount.
Debbie walked into the store. Her ass was magnificent and looked great in her denim cut-off shorts. her tits were heavenly and she moved like she'd just been on the receiving end of an almighty walloping. In fact, maybe the walloping to end all wallopings. She was sex on a stick and the employees knew it. Shireen the sweaty fat bird hated her. Harry quickly dialled up a Code 8 on the tannoy phone and in a matter of seconds Robert the store manager was pretending to adjust the shelves in the aisle Debbie was standing in. Ever the professional he asked if there was anything he could assist her with. Debbie said that she was fine but thanked him all the same. She made no mention of the soldier standing to attention in his pants.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

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Very much like the Parisienne institute of learning and excellent except that it is targeted towards the homosexual community instead.
Jasper was feeling great today. He put on his best brogues and sauntered out of the city. He had passed his Diploma course in Make Up and Shoewear with flying colours and could now work in the best fashion houses the world over. He was elated. He couldn't wait to tell his friends and family that he had passed his training at the Sorbumm.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

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