Very much like the Parisienne institute of learning and excellent except that it is targeted towards the homosexual community instead.
Jasper was feeling great today. He put on his best brogues and sauntered out of the city. He had passed his Diploma course in Make Up and Shoewear with flying colours and could now work in the best fashion houses the world over. He was elated. He couldn't wait to tell his friends and family that he had passed his training at the Sorbumm.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
Fucking hell, this guy is terrible. His jokes are corny, his presentation shocking and he's so full of himself it's unreal. He's a total billmarr.
by LiberaceHudson September 23, 2017
The term given to the tight grip chronic wankers (fappers) utilise to get them off after hours and hours of edging to pornography, usually of the bizarre kind such as granny porn, shit fetishes or rectal fisting.
Arnold hand to employ a wank tunnel in the end otherwise he would have been sitting there with his micro-dick pawing away at it for days with no release in sight.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
Feminazis are everywhere now due to cultural Marxist societal programming. They are man-haters with massive levels of penis envy. They can be found all over the media and now they are cropping up as 'Goddesses' and 'Dominatrices' within the Sissy Hypno and Feminization genre. They want all straight men to take it in the ass when they themselves have never taken a dick in their lives.
Emma is a Feminazi. She is hideously repulsive and a total bitch. Sissies flock to her though, think she's wonderful. She isn't.
by LiberaceHudson October 09, 2017
"Mom, I need to go to big pony. I'm desperate."
"Can't you wait?"
"I can mom but I'll shit myself."
"For using such foul language you can shit your pants you disgusting little boy. In fact I'm going to hammer a giant cork up there. That will give you something to think about."
"Oh please mom, not the cork again. I was all blocked up for weeks."
"Can't you wait?"
"I can mom but I'll shit myself."
"For using such foul language you can shit your pants you disgusting little boy. In fact I'm going to hammer a giant cork up there. That will give you something to think about."
"Oh please mom, not the cork again. I was all blocked up for weeks."
by LiberaceHudson September 03, 2017
"I don't care what you say, Morgan Freeman is actually Jimi Hendrix and it's all one big cover up."
"You're a fucking loony. No way is Morgan Hendrix. That's just crazy talk."
"You're a fucking loony. No way is Morgan Hendrix. That's just crazy talk."
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.
(Woman talking with her best friend).
"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."
"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."
by LiberaceHudson September 23, 2017