Definitions by LiberaceHudson

scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit 

When you use the term 'scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit' in relation to another person, the subtle implication is you don't actually like or respect them.

"You may have saved the whales throughout the 80's Uncle Pete in your charitable life, however, there's no getting around it, in this life right now, you are a scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit and there's no getting around that."

scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

polliwogs 

A polliwog is a tadpole.

"Hey, look at those polliwogs over there."
"Oi! I'm offended by the term you used there. Say 'tadpole' or I will shop you to the thought police.
"Sorry Mr. Lammy, our mistake."

polliwogs by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

Twatter 

What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.

Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.

Twatter by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

prostatitis 

A large swollen and painful prostate.

"I heard Jimmy's got a bad case of prostatitis."
"Yeah. That's what you get for edging for weeks and weeks to Hentai porn."
"Serves him right. I hope it explodes out of his ass."

prostatitis by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

Sorbumm 

Very much like the Parisienne institute of learning and excellent except that it is targeted towards the homosexual community instead.

Jasper was feeling great today. He put on his best brogues and sauntered out of the city. He had passed his Diploma course in Make Up and Shoewear with flying colours and could now work in the best fashion houses the world over. He was elated. He couldn't wait to tell his friends and family that he had passed his training at the Sorbumm.

Sorbumm by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

Nice pear 

Never say this no matter how juicy the Williams or Conference pear is you're eating when you are in the presence of an amply bosomed female. She will likely not be happy and may slap you thinking you are taking the piss.

Don espied the delicious pear he was eating. The juice was running down his chin. Lisa sat down across from him however he was so engrossed in what he was thinking he did not see her. "Nice pear" he muttered approvingly. A movement awoke him from his reverie but he was not quick enough to move away in time. Lisa hit him full on in the face and called him a sexist pig before putting her tits away and rushing out of the room like she was on fire.

Nice pear by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

Code 8 

Code 8 is the term given on a tannoy system to alert the store manager and assistant manager (if he's on duty) to the presence of a very hot woman in the store. Not to be confused with a Code 19 (otherwise known as Dragonwatch) which is an ugly woman. As you can imagine, Code 19's supersede Code 8's by a significant amount.

Debbie walked into the store. Her ass was magnificent and looked great in her denim cut-off shorts. her tits were heavenly and she moved like she'd just been on the receiving end of an almighty walloping. In fact, maybe the walloping to end all wallopings. She was sex on a stick and the employees knew it. Shireen the sweaty fat bird hated her. Harry quickly dialled up a Code 8 on the tannoy phone and in a matter of seconds Robert the store manager was pretending to adjust the shelves in the aisle Debbie was standing in. Ever the professional he asked if there was anything he could assist her with. Debbie said that she was fine but thanked him all the same. She made no mention of the soldier standing to attention in his pants.

Code 8 by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017