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A slang term for the anus. It can be used to denote the asshole or it can be used in a pejorative way when describing someone whose asshole you'd like to fuck. The person in question becomes the dirtbox in question thus reducing them to a fuckhole and nothing more.
An example might be "Wow, she's cute. That's a lovely little dirtbox there." That would usually be said in the exclusive company of men. It can also be used in a loving way by members of the gay community. An example might be "Hello Jeremy, I was thinking that maybe this evening we could have a quiet meal in that new Italian restaurant down by the river. Then I can take you home, rub your feet after a long day and then light some scented candles. Then we can make out and I can then lube up my tube and poke it right in your dirtbox. How does that sound?" It's a very versatile word.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
Get the dirtbox mug.When you use the term 'scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit' in relation to another person, the subtle implication is you don't actually like or respect them.
"You may have saved the whales throughout the 80's Uncle Pete in your charitable life, however, there's no getting around it, in this life right now, you are a scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit and there's no getting around that."
by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
Get the scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit mug.A term given to anyone whose sexual orientation isn't fixed but changes throughout his or her lifetime. Lesbians and gays think in completely binary terms and believe that any straight person who says this is in actuality a gay man or lesbian in denial however if a woman comes out later on in life having sucked cock for the first 40 years this is completely disregarded. The same with a gay man who occasionally bangs one of his female friends in the ass.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
Get the fluid sexuality mug.Kathy was the cumpère again at this year's Backdoor Porn Awards. She won best Anal Porn Scene for her part in the movie "Take The Gravy Train."
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
Get the cumpère mug."Did you see Uncle Percy the other day?"
"No I didn't. Why do you ask?"
"Well he was down the hospital wasn't he?"
"I didn't know that. What's up with him then?"
"He only had to get his asshole stitched up."
"How come?"
"Well you know Bobby from the Rotary Club?"
"Oh yes. What of him?"
"Well he's not an inconsiderable size in the penis department and they reckon he's loosened up Percy's dirtchute with all the bumming they've been up to."
"Poor old Uncle Percy. "
"Yes, I know. Such a shame. A very nice man."
"No I didn't. Why do you ask?"
"Well he was down the hospital wasn't he?"
"I didn't know that. What's up with him then?"
"He only had to get his asshole stitched up."
"How come?"
"Well you know Bobby from the Rotary Club?"
"Oh yes. What of him?"
"Well he's not an inconsiderable size in the penis department and they reckon he's loosened up Percy's dirtchute with all the bumming they've been up to."
"Poor old Uncle Percy. "
"Yes, I know. Such a shame. A very nice man."
by LiberaceHudson October 20, 2016
Get the bumming mug.Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
Get the Smurf 'n' Turf mug.A kazoo is a small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and adds a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.
Kenny had to admit that he was musically talentless. Even the Autoharp was beyond his limited capabilities. He knew then he had to persevere with the kazoo because it was his last chance to impress the ladies and perhaps lose his virginity before his 52nd birthday.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
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