Definitions by LiberaceHudson

polliwogs 

A polliwog is a tadpole.

"Hey, look at those polliwogs over there."
"Oi! I'm offended by the term you used there. Say 'tadpole' or I will shop you to the thought police.
"Sorry Mr. Lammy, our mistake."

polliwogs by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

blueberry buttcheeks 

Blueberry buttcheeks are when your bottom is spanked so hard and for so long that they no longer resemble rosy cheeks but instead look more like a blueberry tart. The spankee is usually in floods of tears at this point.

Uncle Richard threw me over his knee and gave my ass a damn good thrashing because he felt I was being impertinent. The fact I'm 39 and a headmistress and his penis erect throughout notwithstanding, I felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry buttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. I came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my ass is feeling like its old self - heavily sagging and puckered from all the ass fucking my husband seems to enjoy.

blueberry buttcheeks by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

Twatter 

What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.

Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.

Twatter by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

prostatitis 

A large swollen and painful prostate.

"I heard Jimmy's got a bad case of prostatitis."
"Yeah. That's what you get for edging for weeks and weeks to Hentai porn."
"Serves him right. I hope it explodes out of his ass."

prostatitis by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

Sorbumm 

Very much like the Parisienne institute of learning and excellent except that it is targeted towards the homosexual community instead.

Jasper was feeling great today. He put on his best brogues and sauntered out of the city. He had passed his Diploma course in Make Up and Shoewear with flying colours and could now work in the best fashion houses the world over. He was elated. He couldn't wait to tell his friends and family that he had passed his training at the Sorbumm.

Sorbumm by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

Titus Aduxass 

A Roman emperor who remained a gay virgin throughout his life.

Titus Aduxass ripped out a very loud sounding fart while hanging with his homo homies at the Pantheon. One by one they each looked around before shouting out en masse "Virgin."

Titus Aduxass by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

Lilley & Skinner 

Lilley & Skinner was a British mid-market shoe brand, manufacturer, retailer and wholesale distributor of their own and others' boots and shoes and associated chain of high street shoe shops. It was also active in wholesale leather distribution.

I need to pop down to Lilley & Skinner later because I've got a bloody great hole in my shoe and need a cheap replacement and fast.

Lilley & Skinner by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017