LiberaceHudson's definitions
Very much like the Parisienne institute of learning and excellent except that it is targeted towards the homosexual community instead.
Jasper was feeling great today. He put on his best brogues and sauntered out of the city. He had passed his Diploma course in Make Up and Shoewear with flying colours and could now work in the best fashion houses the world over. He was elated. He couldn't wait to tell his friends and family that he had passed his training at the Sorbumm.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
Get the Sorbummmug. A clitar solo is performed by very overweight moley-featured lesbian musicians when naked and alone. It is usually accompanied by low groaning and a sploshing sound closely followed by a few loud rasping fanny farts and then snoring.
"Wow! Look at Nikki playing away at that clitar solo. Still it beats the verses which are all about cutting men's dicks off and throwing them in the river."
by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017
Get the clitar solomug. A term given to anyone whose sexual orientation isn't fixed but changes throughout his or her lifetime. Lesbians and gays think in completely binary terms and believe that any straight person who says this is in actuality a gay man or lesbian in denial however if a woman comes out later on in life having sucked cock for the first 40 years this is completely disregarded. The same with a gay man who occasionally bangs one of his female friends in the ass.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
Get the fluid sexualitymug. When you use the term 'scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit' in relation to another person, the subtle implication is you don't actually like or respect them.
"You may have saved the whales throughout the 80's Uncle Pete in your charitable life, however, there's no getting around it, in this life right now, you are a scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit and there's no getting around that."
by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
Get the scum sucking motherfucking piece of shitmug. Kathy was the cumpère again at this year's Backdoor Porn Awards. She won best Anal Porn Scene for her part in the movie "Take The Gravy Train."
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
Get the cumpèremug. "Did you see Uncle Percy the other day?"
"No I didn't. Why do you ask?"
"Well he was down the hospital wasn't he?"
"I didn't know that. What's up with him then?"
"He only had to get his asshole stitched up."
"How come?"
"Well you know Bobby from the Rotary Club?"
"Oh yes. What of him?"
"Well he's not an inconsiderable size in the penis department and they reckon he's loosened up Percy's dirtchute with all the bumming they've been up to."
"Poor old Uncle Percy. "
"Yes, I know. Such a shame. A very nice man."
"No I didn't. Why do you ask?"
"Well he was down the hospital wasn't he?"
"I didn't know that. What's up with him then?"
"He only had to get his asshole stitched up."
"How come?"
"Well you know Bobby from the Rotary Club?"
"Oh yes. What of him?"
"Well he's not an inconsiderable size in the penis department and they reckon he's loosened up Percy's dirtchute with all the bumming they've been up to."
"Poor old Uncle Percy. "
"Yes, I know. Such a shame. A very nice man."
by LiberaceHudson October 20, 2016
Get the bummingmug. "I don't care what you say, Morgan Freeman is actually Jimi Hendrix and it's all one big cover up."
"You're a fucking loony. No way is Morgan Hendrix. That's just crazy talk."
"You're a fucking loony. No way is Morgan Hendrix. That's just crazy talk."
by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
Get the Morgan Hendrixmug.