LiberaceHudson's definitions

Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

billmarr

An unfunny comedian, pumped up with their own self-importance who signposts gags well in advance.

Fucking hell, this guy is terrible. His jokes are corny, his presentation shocking and he's so full of himself it's unreal. He's a total billmarr.

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

clitar solo

A clitar solo is performed by very overweight moley-featured lesbian musicians when naked and alone. It is usually accompanied by low groaning and a sploshing sound closely followed by a few loud rasping fanny farts and then snoring.

"Wow! Look at Nikki playing away at that clitar solo. Still it beats the verses which are all about cutting men's dicks off and throwing them in the river."

by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017

little meathook

Little meathook is the term my mom used to give for my cat's bright red penis which he would lick when he got too excited. Every time he did it was a Hallmark moment.

"Oh look, Tigger's showing his little meathook. Awwww bless his little heart."

by LiberaceHudson October 11, 2017

Kazoo

A kazoo is a small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and adds a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Kenny had to admit that he was musically talentless. Even the Autoharp was beyond his limited capabilities. He knew then he had to persevere with the kazoo because it was his last chance to impress the ladies and perhaps lose his virginity before his 52nd birthday.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

sand britches

A term for old-fashioned trousers that are worn at seaside resorts favoured by the more mature generation.

"Did you see that Wendy had moved down to Eastbourne to be near her ailing sister?"
"Yes, I heard about that. Mind you, she's not getting any younger herself. What's she going to do with herself when there?"
"There are a number of very nice beaches down there. I'm sure she'll put on her best sand britches and get into a bit of crabbing or something similar."
"Oh that sounds nice. I haven't experienced any crab action for donkey's years. She'll have fun down there."

by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017

Merkel

A name for an ugly narcissistic German hunchback who screws over everyone and everything because it suits her oligarch masters.

Various shades of Merkel exist all over the world, such as the May Merkel in the UK as one example.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017