LiberaceHudson's definitions

dirtbox

A slang term for the anus. It can be used to denote the asshole or it can be used in a pejorative way when describing someone whose asshole you'd like to fuck. The person in question becomes the dirtbox in question thus reducing them to a fuckhole and nothing more.

An example might be "Wow, she's cute. That's a lovely little dirtbox there." That would usually be said in the exclusive company of men. It can also be used in a loving way by members of the gay community. An example might be "Hello Jeremy, I was thinking that maybe this evening we could have a quiet meal in that new Italian restaurant down by the river. Then I can take you home, rub your feet after a long day and then light some scented candles. Then we can make out and I can then lube up my tube and poke it right in your dirtbox. How does that sound?" It's a very versatile word.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Dicktionary

This is the term given to any dictionary that is usually only read by assholes. Very popular in Congress.

Look, there's that Congressman reading the dicktionary again. He's always got his nose in that.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Queef

An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.

Barry grew up in a very open household, his parents regularly walking about naked in front of him. One day he was talking with his friend Emily on the telephone when his mother walked past him without a stitch on. Without warning, she let out a very aggressive sounding queef which shook him to the core. It was not unlike the sound that is made when a rubber bath mat is pulled forcibly up from the inside of a bathtub. Barry suddenly felt quite nauseous and dry-heaved. Emily asked what was wrong. Barry couldn't say. Barry's mother was by now in the next room banging Barry's dad who was none the wiser.

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

lickel shpickel

The name given to oral sex between 2 elderly Jewish spinsters.

"Edith, how would you like to chow down on my lickel shpickel?"
"No thanks Sarah as I've just taken my teeth out for the night."

by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017

Eamonn Holmes

A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.

"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

dick cheese

The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.

(Woman talking with her best friend).

"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

City Lickers

A term given to urbanite lesbians.

"Wow! Did you hear that Susan and her gal Linda were leaving the backwoods of Missouri and heading to the big smoke?"
"No I didn't. Where are they moving to and when?"
"They're moving to Detroit in early October. They will be bona fide city lickers then."
"Yes, they will. Good luck to them I say."

by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017