Very much like The Pooter, the handheld device which realistically simulates the sound of a loud rasping fart, The Poofter offers up a more discreet sounding farting noise very much like a hiss or someone trying to slip out a fart unnoticed. It's used exclusively by prankster members of the male gay community. It's a veritable hit at soirées.
Julian is employing The Poofter again to great effect. He's also slipped one out without anyone hearing (due to getting roughly buttfucked that afternoon) so those around him can appreciate both the realistic sound of a gay man farting and the smell. The lesbians love it.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
"Hey mate, Katy tells me you've been sporting a Brandana."
"Oi! Stop that. I've done nothing of the sort. I've simply injured it is all and I'm wearing a regular ordinary bandage down there."
"So why is it showing through your leggings and why does it have a pink paisley design?"
"Fuck off!"
"Oi! Stop that. I've done nothing of the sort. I've simply injured it is all and I'm wearing a regular ordinary bandage down there."
"So why is it showing through your leggings and why does it have a pink paisley design?"
"Fuck off!"
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
Theresa May is the UK's Prime Minister. She purposefully fucked up the Tory party's chances in the run-up to the General Election 2017 so she could push through a more watered down Brexit because she is a Remainer and has never wanted us to leave. She is thinking about her career post-PM when she will doubtless join the massive EU gravy train. I believe her to be a dreadful woman. The UK will never leave the EU.
by LiberaceHudson October 09, 2017
Kathy was the cumpère again at this year's Backdoor Porn Awards. She won best Anal Porn Scene for her part in the movie "Take The Gravy Train."
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
A clitar solo is performed by very overweight moley-featured lesbian musicians when naked and alone. It is usually accompanied by low groaning and a sploshing sound closely followed by a few loud rasping fanny farts and then snoring.
"Wow! Look at Nikki playing away at that clitar solo. Still it beats the verses which are all about cutting men's dicks off and throwing them in the river."
by LiberaceHudson October 07, 2017
"I met Adrian up the towpath the other day. He unceremoniously unbuckled my jeans, bent me over and stuck his prick up my ass. I hadn't been on the receiving end of such a savage walloping in a long time. I walked like I'd just climbed off a police horse for a fortnight afterward. I'm going back tonight for seconds."
by LiberaceHudson September 03, 2017
When you ejaculate forcefully on your girlfriend's face and a stream of cum hits her eyes and creates a cum lash. Like a frosty glazed eyelash but mostly made from warm thick cum.
I looked down at Debra who was looking up at me as she gave me one of her infamous BJ's. I shot a thick wad of load onto her face and lo and behold I noticed a large cum lash where her eyelashes should have been.
by LiberaceHudson September 03, 2017