LiberaceHudson's definitions

Dicktionary

This is the term given to any dictionary that is usually only read by assholes. Very popular in Congress.

Look, there's that Congressman reading the dicktionary again. He's always got his nose in that.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Jack Vale

Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.

Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.

by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017

Sorbumm

Very much like the Parisienne institute of learning and excellent except that it is targeted towards the homosexual community instead.

Jasper was feeling great today. He put on his best brogues and sauntered out of the city. He had passed his Diploma course in Make Up and Shoewear with flying colours and could now work in the best fashion houses the world over. He was elated. He couldn't wait to tell his friends and family that he had passed his training at the Sorbumm.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

dry goods wagon

The term given to any large woman who puts out like she's sexually available but is, in reality, either a prick-tease or a frigid bitch.

Wendy waddled down the local bar in her denim shorts which threatened to be torn asunder by her enormous size and her neon pink boob tube. She flirted with all the guys but when it came down to it, she cock-blocked them all even though she was instigating all the flirtations herself. She took her not inconsiderable heft home alone again, the old dry goods wagon she was turning out to be.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Titus Aduxass

A Roman emperor who remained a gay virgin throughout his life.

Titus Aduxass ripped out a very loud sounding fart while hanging with his homo homies at the Pantheon. One by one they each looked around before shouting out en masse "Virgin."

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Brandana

A small bandana used in the genital region of a male usually to cover up a micropenis.

"Hey mate, Katy tells me you've been sporting a Brandana."
"Oi! Stop that. I've done nothing of the sort. I've simply injured it is all and I'm wearing a regular ordinary bandage down there."
"So why is it showing through your leggings and why does it have a pink paisley design?"
"Fuck off!"

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017