LiberaceHudson's definitions

euphenasia

Euthanasia for the uneducated classes.

"Hello Mick, how are you?"
"Not sa good mate. My old mam only has to go to that Dignitarse place over in Switzerland."
"I didn't know you agreed with euphenasia mate."
"I don't but she's taking so bleeding long to die. We just want the money."

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

polliwogs

A polliwog is a tadpole.

"Hey, look at those polliwogs over there."
"Oi! I'm offended by the term you used there. Say 'tadpole' or I will shop you to the thought police.
"Sorry Mr. Lammy, our mistake."

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

walloping

The term given for the reciprocating partner of the sexual act.

"I met Adrian up the towpath the other day. He unceremoniously unbuckled my jeans, bent me over and stuck his prick up my ass. I hadn't been on the receiving end of such a savage walloping in a long time. I walked like I'd just climbed off a police horse for a fortnight afterward. I'm going back tonight for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Morgan Hendrix

The belief that Morgan Freeman is in actual fact the late and great guitarist, Jimi Hendrix.

"I don't care what you say, Morgan Freeman is actually Jimi Hendrix and it's all one big cover up."
"You're a fucking loony. No way is Morgan Hendrix. That's just crazy talk."

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

Brandana

A small bandana used in the genital region of a male usually to cover up a micropenis.

"Hey mate, Katy tells me you've been sporting a Brandana."
"Oi! Stop that. I've done nothing of the sort. I've simply injured it is all and I'm wearing a regular ordinary bandage down there."
"So why is it showing through your leggings and why does it have a pink paisley design?"
"Fuck off!"

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

Titus Aduxass

A Roman emperor who remained a gay virgin throughout his life.

Titus Aduxass ripped out a very loud sounding fart while hanging with his homo homies at the Pantheon. One by one they each looked around before shouting out en masse "Virgin."

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

Code 8

Code 8 is the term given on a tannoy system to alert the store manager and assistant manager (if he's on duty) to the presence of a very hot woman in the store. Not to be confused with a Code 19 (otherwise known as Dragonwatch) which is an ugly woman. As you can imagine, Code 19's supersede Code 8's by a significant amount.

Debbie walked into the store. Her ass was magnificent and looked great in her denim cut-off shorts. her tits were heavenly and she moved like she'd just been on the receiving end of an almighty walloping. In fact, maybe the walloping to end all wallopings. She was sex on a stick and the employees knew it. Shireen the sweaty fat bird hated her. Harry quickly dialled up a Code 8 on the tannoy phone and in a matter of seconds Robert the store manager was pretending to adjust the shelves in the aisle Debbie was standing in. Ever the professional he asked if there was anything he could assist her with. Debbie said that she was fine but thanked him all the same. She made no mention of the soldier standing to attention in his pants.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017