Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.
Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.
by LiberaceHudson October 09, 2017
Get the Jack Vale mug.Eamonnsfat is the name of a very large pleasure cruiser usually docked on the South Bank of London. It is often seen floating near to Ruthsoffagain, a rather drab looking old steamer.
"Wow, look at Eamonnsfat. What a whopper of a boat."
"I know. If that boat was human it would be morbidly obese."
"I know. If that boat was human it would be morbidly obese."
by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
Get the Eamonnsfat mug.What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.
Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
Get the Twatter mug.A term for old-fashioned trousers that are worn at seaside resorts favoured by the more mature generation.
"Did you see that Wendy had moved down to Eastbourne to be near her ailing sister?"
"Yes, I heard about that. Mind you, she's not getting any younger herself. What's she going to do with herself when there?"
"There are a number of very nice beaches down there. I'm sure she'll put on her best sand britches and get into a bit of crabbing or something similar."
"Oh that sounds nice. I haven't experienced any crab action for donkey's years. She'll have fun down there."
"Yes, I heard about that. Mind you, she's not getting any younger herself. What's she going to do with herself when there?"
"There are a number of very nice beaches down there. I'm sure she'll put on her best sand britches and get into a bit of crabbing or something similar."
"Oh that sounds nice. I haven't experienced any crab action for donkey's years. She'll have fun down there."
by LiberaceHudson September 03, 2017
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by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
Get the Merkel mug.The term given to any large woman who puts out like she's sexually available but is, in reality, either a prick-tease or a frigid bitch.
Wendy waddled down the local bar in her denim shorts which threatened to be torn asunder by her enormous size and her neon pink boob tube. She flirted with all the guys but when it came down to it, she cock-blocked them all even though she was instigating all the flirtations herself. She took her not inconsiderable heft home alone again, the old dry goods wagon she was turning out to be.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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"Not sa good mate. My old mam only has to go to that Dignitarse place over in Switzerland."
"I didn't know you agreed with euphenasia mate."
"I don't but she's taking so bleeding long to die. We just want the money."
"Not sa good mate. My old mam only has to go to that Dignitarse place over in Switzerland."
"I didn't know you agreed with euphenasia mate."
"I don't but she's taking so bleeding long to die. We just want the money."
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