Kazoo

A kazoo is a small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and adds a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.
Kenny had to admit that he was musically talentless. Even the Autoharp was beyond his limited capabilities. He knew then he had to persevere with the kazoo because it was his last chance to impress the ladies and perhaps lose his virginity before his 52nd birthday.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
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gender blender

Very similar to a gender bender which is a person who outwardly exhibits characteristics of both men and women except this involves someone who identifies as one gender but who exhibits more characteristics of the other in terms of manner and demeanor as opposed to matters pertaining to dress, makeup and the like.
Daryl wears men's clothes, enjoys typically male pursuits, doesn't want to be female and isn't gay yet he talks with an effeminate lisp and has very prominent Jazz hands. He's not a welcome addition to the local gun club even though he's banged over 500 women. He's a real gender blender.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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Titus Aduxass

A Roman emperor who remained a gay virgin throughout his life.
Titus Aduxass ripped out a very loud sounding fart while hanging with his homo homies at the Pantheon. One by one they each looked around before shouting out en masse "Virgin."
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
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Lilley & Skinner

Lilley & Skinner was a British mid-market shoe brand, manufacturer, retailer and wholesale distributor of their own and others' boots and shoes and associated chain of high street shoe shops. It was also active in wholesale leather distribution.
I need to pop down to Lilley & Skinner later because I've got a bloody great hole in my shoe and need a cheap replacement and fast.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
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Mormon pancake

A Mormon pancake is the term given to any flat food served up that contains male ejaculate added in there as a joke.
Myra is 99 years of age and a virgin. Imagine her surprise then to discover that her nephew Kevin has just served her up a good old-fashioned Mormon pancake. I bet she even asks for seconds.
by LiberaceHudson October 07, 2017
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fluid sexuality

A term given to anyone whose sexual orientation isn't fixed but changes throughout his or her lifetime. Lesbians and gays think in completely binary terms and believe that any straight person who says this is in actuality a gay man or lesbian in denial however if a woman comes out later on in life having sucked cock for the first 40 years this is completely disregarded. The same with a gay man who occasionally bangs one of his female friends in the ass.
I have a fluid sexuality. I'm attracted to beautiful women AND Hillary Clinton.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.
"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
by LiberaceHudson September 03, 2017
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