LiberaceHudson's definitions

doings

A term used in the Southern Counties of the UK to denote going somewhere or someplace. No one outside of those areas knows what the hell the other person is saying but to people who live there it makes perfect sense.

"Hello Uncle Philip, where are you off to today?"
"I've got to go down the doings later to see about getting some money back on the shoes I bought. They don't fit right."
"Good luck with that Uncle."
"Thanks. Tell your mother I'll pop in and see her next week after I've got back from the doings down your road."
"Will do."

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

billmarr

An unfunny comedian, pumped up with their own self-importance who signposts gags well in advance.

Fucking hell, this guy is terrible. His jokes are corny, his presentation shocking and he's so full of himself it's unreal. He's a total billmarr.

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

Lilley & Skinner

Lilley & Skinner was a British mid-market shoe brand, manufacturer, retailer and wholesale distributor of their own and others' boots and shoes and associated chain of high street shoe shops. It was also active in wholesale leather distribution.

I need to pop down to Lilley & Skinner later because I've got a bloody great hole in my shoe and need a cheap replacement and fast.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

curvy

Curvy in today's world means a woman who is gratuitously obese. In the old days, it meant a woman whose body went in at the waist and out at the hips and denoted a fine looking woman who magnified her femininity out into the world.

Beth is so large that there is no longer a dress size in which she can fit. She has taken now to wearing floor to ceiling length curtains. It's 2017 and she is a curvy woman.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Nice pear

Never say this no matter how juicy the Williams or Conference pear is you're eating when you are in the presence of an amply bosomed female. She will likely not be happy and may slap you thinking you are taking the piss.

Don espied the delicious pear he was eating. The juice was running down his chin. Lisa sat down across from him however he was so engrossed in what he was thinking he did not see her. "Nice pear" he muttered approvingly. A movement awoke him from his reverie but he was not quick enough to move away in time. Lisa hit him full on in the face and called him a sexist pig before putting her tits away and rushing out of the room like she was on fire.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

gender blender

Very similar to a gender bender which is a person who outwardly exhibits characteristics of both men and women except this involves someone who identifies as one gender but who exhibits more characteristics of the other in terms of manner and demeanor as opposed to matters pertaining to dress, makeup and the like.

Daryl wears men's clothes, enjoys typically male pursuits, doesn't want to be female and isn't gay yet he talks with an effeminate lisp and has very prominent Jazz hands. He's not a welcome addition to the local gun club even though he's banged over 500 women. He's a real gender blender.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

cum lash

When you ejaculate forcefully on your girlfriend's face and a stream of cum hits her eyes and creates a cum lash. Like a frosty glazed eyelash but mostly made from warm thick cum.

I looked down at Debra who was looking up at me as she gave me one of her infamous BJ's. I shot a thick wad of load onto her face and lo and behold I noticed a large cum lash where her eyelashes should have been.

by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017