Acronym for porn torrent syndrome; refers to the tendency for the download speeds of pornographic video torrents to slow down immensely when the download is almost finished.
The reason for this is a cyclical phenomenon: When people download these kinds of videos, they often watch them when they are only 90-95% complete (whenever the final orgasm occurs), because the remaining 5-10% takes so long and they don't want to wait. But since they watch it and it is "used up" before the download is complete, they then delete the video. Therefore, the internet is full of transient peers that only have the incomplete file for a temporary time, making it almost impossible to download the entire video. This is comparable to waiting for a few moles of a radioactive substance with half-life of 3 days to fully decompose - which, theoretically, never happens.
The reason for this is a cyclical phenomenon: When people download these kinds of videos, they often watch them when they are only 90-95% complete (whenever the final orgasm occurs), because the remaining 5-10% takes so long and they don't want to wait. But since they watch it and it is "used up" before the download is complete, they then delete the video. Therefore, the internet is full of transient peers that only have the incomplete file for a temporary time, making it almost impossible to download the entire video. This is comparable to waiting for a few moles of a radioactive substance with half-life of 3 days to fully decompose - which, theoretically, never happens.
Jill really wanted to see the final 3 minutes of a lesbian fisting video she was previewing, but her torrent client was giving an estimate of 3 years, 23 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 11 seconds until the download would complete. "Damn this PTS" she thought to her horny self.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 18, 2009
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If only that story was true...
If only that story was true...
by Leroy Brown 420 February 05, 2009
Get the English Banger mug.A term coined by cannabis users (arguably the most prolific neologists). Derived from bogart, to unfairly smoke cannabis, i.e. to take more from the joint/blunt/bowl/vapo than your fellow members of the session are taking.
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by Leroy Brown 420 February 04, 2009
Get the boge mug.1. A term which describes a marijuana cigarette that is significantly larger than one would normally smoke; specific to the use of white, clear, or other cigarette rolling papers, so as to distinguish from a blunt. Origin: unknown.
2., 3., 4., 5., etc. See the other 5000 lame definitions for this word that myself and everyone I know use exclusively for describing a big joint.
2., 3., 4., 5., etc. See the other 5000 lame definitions for this word that myself and everyone I know use exclusively for describing a big joint.
1. Stoner One: Dude, I just killed this stock-broker looking dude on the sidewalk by stabbing him in the neck! It sliced his artery and blood sprayed everywhere, drenching myself and passers-by. So I ran off to go clean up at place where no one would notice - DickDonald's. It was pretty sweet, 'cause I was hungry so I grabbed a couple Big Mac's after blocking the bathroom door and deflecting the water in the sink so it sprayed everywhere, allowing me to have a make-shift shower. Anyway, that's not what I'm excited about. I took his wallet, and there's $900 bucks in it! Let's go grab an ounce and smoke gunners all night! Then we can get some hookers!
Stoner Two: Fucking awesome!
Stoner One: You know, this killing-people-and-taking-their-shit thing is pretty cool. I could get used to it.
2. Julie the kindergarten teacher likes to smoke regular sized joints after work throughout the week, but on the weekends she quietly enjoys a gunner while working on crossword puzzles.
Stoner Two: Fucking awesome!
Stoner One: You know, this killing-people-and-taking-their-shit thing is pretty cool. I could get used to it.
2. Julie the kindergarten teacher likes to smoke regular sized joints after work throughout the week, but on the weekends she quietly enjoys a gunner while working on crossword puzzles.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009
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Also known as GayMen'sPee.
Also known as GayMen'sPee.
I hate that place - the last time I ate at MenFuckMeMyDick-en I got salmonella poisoning and shat my pants as a result of the over-lubrication of my colon by massive amounts of saturated fat. GayMen'sPee sucks balls.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009
Get the MenFuckMeMyDick-en mug.A derogatory nickname for the fast food mega-corporation McDonald's, the restaurant where you can buy a hamburger that contains more salt than you should consume in a week and enough calories to fuel an entire day. Since millions of people have been waking up to the reality that McDonald's food is not fit for human consumption, the company now thrives off of option-starved nighthawks, creating a near monopoly in the after 10-pm food market. It's primary customers now are evening shift workers (and bartenders as well as other service industry workers), drunks coming from the bars at 2 am (in the drive-through, no less). In other words, people who are so hungry and tired, or drunk and stupid that they are practically forced to consume this edible garbage.
Stoner 1 (out of towner) - Where can we get some food around here after our 4:20 session?
Stoner 2 (local) - 7/11 or DickDonald's. Sucks balls, eh?
Stoner 2 (local) - 7/11 or DickDonald's. Sucks balls, eh?
by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009
Get the DickDonald's mug.1. The word used by anyone born before 1925, when they miraculously hear what you are saying, and don't believe what they hear.
2. The shrivelled penis one develops after smoking too much opium*.
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2. The shrivelled penis one develops after smoking too much opium*.
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1. What's that you say, sonny? You watch movies on your telephone?? Poppycock!
2. After binge-ing on opium for days, Johnny went to urinate only to find his Johnsonville Brat to be tiny and aardvark-like.
2. After binge-ing on opium for days, Johnny went to urinate only to find his Johnsonville Brat to be tiny and aardvark-like.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 05, 2009
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