Laura's definitions

rat asssed

rat assed is generally a term used when one is off ones rocker, caused by excessive ammounts of alcohol, weed, or anyother illeagle substances one might have dropped (take).

ex 1. i cudnt find the way home last night i woz well rat assed
ex2. i dropped 10 pills last night i wer well rat assed!!!

by laura May 1, 2004

convulge

The word stupid people use when they REALLY mean to say "convulse" or "converge."

I'm so stupid my head is convulging.

by Laura December 28, 2003

Syma

My favorite girl who I hang out with 24/7.

I can tell her anything and we have fun playing ISS!

by Laura March 7, 2004

kittening

snuggling in which 3 or more people crowd into a warm space and nap
(not usually sexual)

when we got back from the concert, we were so tired that we layed on the couch and kittened

by Laura May 13, 2005

flub

verb. when fat is protruding out of your clothing in a very grotesque manner.

"I hate it when Anna Nicole's fat flubs out of her t-shirts."

by Laura September 17, 2003

boobie

1. Term of endearment for friends, stemming from the animal blue-footed booby.
2. Name for a crush.

1. Boobie, why didn't you call me?
2. Boobie #1 is looking hot today.

by Laura May 13, 2005

sea monkey bank

a boys ballzac... sperm look like seamonkeys, and ballzac hold em, hence sea monkey bank

id love for her to suck his bank

by laura June 17, 2004