Definitions by Laura

top shelf 

basically the porn section of a mag section in a shop, dont look here unless u want dirrty looks

faye! that guy was just lookin at the top shelf!

top shelf by laura July 3, 2004

boobah 

some scary looking children's television caracters, closely resenbleing a man's penis and who live in a ball bag each.
also available in a range of gay colurs

Ah!! Booooobahhhhhh

boobah by laura June 25, 2004

shinty 

coolio brilliant boy mate who makes life worthwhile, though ever so slightly insane when near alcohol.

to hit a shinty under the chin, you will make him temporarily "sweet and cuddly"

hey shinty, you are looking shintylicious today!

shinty by Laura June 19, 2004

sea monkey bank 

a boys ballzac... sperm look like seamonkeys, and ballzac hold em, hence sea monkey bank

id love for her to suck his bank

sea monkey bank by laura June 17, 2004

jacked

someone has stonlen someting

someone's jacked me mobile!!

jacked by laura June 17, 2004

chored

someone has stolen something from you

see jacked

someone's chored me jhonny

chored by laura June 17, 2004

holiday inn 

a place where hoes and prozzies get their buisiness done... its cheap and cheerful, perfect

chingy goes to the holiday inn, innit

holiday inn by laura June 17, 2004