204 definitions by Laura

a cross between freak and retard.
OMG Sarah Madison... you are such a fretard! just kidding
by Laura January 2, 2005
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A strange song that gets stuck in your head easily by Bowling for Soup.
"Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husbands a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 24
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan
She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her a**
On the hood of Whitesnake's car
Her yellow SUV
Is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been all right
Since...


Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and blondie
Music still on MTV
Her two kids in highschool
They tell her that she's uncool
Cuz shes still preoccupied with 19...19...1985!

She's seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even St. Elmo's Fire
She walked out to WAM
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran
Wears the mini-skirt
Made of snakeskin
And who's the other guy
that's singing in Van Halen
when did reality
Become TV
Whatever happened to
Sitcoms and gameshows
On the radio

Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and blondie
Music still on MTV
Her two kids in highschool
They tell her that she's uncool
Cuz shes still preoccupied with 19...19...1985!

She hates time
Make it stop
When did Montly Crew
Become classic rock
And when did Ozzy
Become an actor
Please make this STOP...Stop...Stop...
And bring back...

Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and blondie
Music still on MTV
Her two kids in highschool
They tell her that she's uncool
Cuz shes still preoccupied with 19...19...1985! "
by Laura December 12, 2004
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A person who believes he or she is expressing their individuality by dressing and behaving in the exact same way to others who call themselves 'goths', yet in fact they are just becoming another clone. Usual goth characteristics include:

Black clothes.
Black hair.
Long hair on males.
General dirtiness and scruffiness.
Usually inclined to attempting to write poetry.
Wearing of 'dog collars' around the neck.
Depression. (Either genuine or faked).
Listening to heavy rock music, usually that which involves screaming so the lyrics are incomprehensible.
The belief that these people are 'individuals', different from everyone else, even though they all conform to the same lifestyle and have the typical goth characteristics.
Goths are usually attention seekers.
I want to get noticed more by dressing and acting like a freak, yet still insisting I'm beautiful and different. I think I'll become a Goth.
by Laura September 5, 2004
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not actually fantastic at alll-
like eating spam over ham
that test is gonna be spamtastic!
by Laura August 7, 2004
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1.drooling

2.spit bubbles that appear foam-like, as in one has rabies

3.craving
1.Baby you got me foaming at the mouth with that rockin body.

2.The rabid dog was foaming at the mouth.

3.I was foaming at the mouth for some rocks.
by Laura January 23, 2005
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the state of mental or physical distortion resulting from varying factors such as alcohol, drugs, fighting, etc.
After drinking Southern Comfort for six hours, Fred realized he had reached extreme manglanation.
by Laura December 3, 2003
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adj/noun- a person who is mean and rude to someone else for no reason(and realy ugly and fat)
1. Is that Kb person in a fight angain?2. Whats with Kb's ugly sweater today?
by Laura January 6, 2005
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