204 definitions by Laura

screwvenir

anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.

by Laura September 14, 2003

Emoticon used when one is in love, drooling or dazed.

by Laura August 6, 2003

The word stupid people use when they REALLY mean to say "convulse" or "converge."

I'm so stupid my head is convulging.

by Laura December 29, 2004

by Laura January 2, 2005

"My glasses are jeehaw"

by Laura January 29, 2005

oh man u smell like a kit burton

by Laura July 10, 2003

107.5 radio on the central coast. Killing us with boredom.

by Laura August 9, 2004