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shirley temple

A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.
You're too young to get drunk and have a hangover, Billy! Go get a Shirley Temple!
by Laura December 29, 2003
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screwvenir

anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.
Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.
by Laura September 14, 2003
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soccer

The best sport to ever be invented by man. Whats with that gay Rugby Runion shit? Honestly people get out there and play soccer, don't watch it. Playing soccer with your hands is fun have you any idea how many frees I can give away in one game? Nothing could get as exciting as that!
Only pissy poo heads that smell like bum play Rugby...Oi did you see that re that showed his package? I think that was the intention of the gay man tackling him.
by Laura July 17, 2003
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monkfish

the monkfish is a very tantalizing dish, it comes in a delicious array of recipes to cater for all tastes. It is quite a salacious variety thats why there are so many in the waters today breeding their way into oblivion. Courtney introduced us into the magical world of monkfishism, and we adorn our walls in various shrines devoted to them.
ugly with large tenticle things and a big mouth
by laura February 13, 2004
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Disturbed

Kick-ass metal band with a really sexy lead singer!! Hell yeah! What more could you ask for?
any1 against Disturbed will be maimed, personally, by me, sometime in their life.
by Laura October 23, 2003
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kalvin

a gorjes guy inside and out, who'd make any girl proud
by laura February 16, 2004
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kadoonk

a bump you know like a kadoonk
stacey has KADOONKS in her hair
by laura April 4, 2003
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