Laura's definitions

turdbrain

a person with litte or no common sense; a lesser form of a human being; someone with a "turd" as a brain

You never know what you're talking about, turdbrain.

by Laura March 11, 2003

Walpole

Used to describe a boring place.

I hate it there, it's so walpole!

by Laura July 30, 2003

Wayne

An upper-middle-class Northern New Jersey town of about 55,000 in Passaic County about 20 miles outside of New York City.
Lacking in any sort of downtown so "Club Preakness" (Preakness shopping center) is the place to be.
Full of Jews, Asians, and endless Catholics who forget that Protestants exist.

"Only Wayne would have a Hebrew YMCA."

"I can't wait to get the fuck out of Wayne."

by Laura December 29, 2004

jeehaw

crooked; off kilter; slanty

"My glasses are jeehaw"

by Laura January 29, 2005

freatard

a cross between freak and retard.

OMG Sarah Madison... you are such a fretard! just kidding

by Laura January 2, 2005

em

the coolest bestest person in the world, my best friend, w/o her i'd be dead, hahaha control 5

I love em!!!!!

by Laura February 3, 2004

obtruse

in the way; over-expressed, redundant, large, sporatic, random.

Look at these OBTRUSE columns blocking my walking route!

by Laura March 30, 2005