LOKI's definitions

PYITA

Ancronym for Pound You In The Ass.

Federal PYITA Prison.

"If you do that they'll PYITA"
"I would PYITA for that kolondike bar"
"What would you say if I were to PYITA?"
"How about we go home and I PYITA? Hmm?"

by loki March 28, 2005

aliens

1. In terrestrial terms, those who come from another country, a.k.a. immigrant.

2. Usually refers to any being that isn't from the planet earth, a.k.a. extraterrestrials (E.T.)

by Loki August 4, 2003

Diversity

It's what's killing American culture and letting Islam be taught as fact in our schools, because it's a recognition of other faiths. It lets people hang up decorations for kwanzaa (which really isn't a "holiday, it's a celebration of african harvest) but won't allow christmas trees or manger scenes shown in public, it's insulting to the immigrants and blacks. It's why santa decorations are also made to be black, despite the fact that St. Nicholas was NOT black, but it's a recognition of diversity, people. It's just as bad as cultural diffusion.

Let's destroy our traditions to appease the minorities, it's morally correct.

by Loki June 10, 2003

Heyzeus

Another word for cheese.

Put some heyzeus on that burger bitch

by Loki October 7, 2003

tragic

Being a virgin until your 40.

God, I hope it doesn't happen to me...

by Loki July 16, 2003

Artimus

Artimus.
The ultimate supreme master.
Your lord and master.

Thesaurus: God, Deity.

"I bow down to the Lord Artimus."
"Save me from the wrath of Artimus."

by Loki May 26, 2003

Oh My Zod

Variant of Oh My God.
Used primarily by atheists and those who wish to be cool.
Can be condensed to OMZ.

NB: For the uninitiated, it's Zod as in General Zod from Superman.

Oh My Zod! Eve has no nipples!

by Loki March 26, 2005