LOKI's definitions

Harry Potter

Actually, a really good series of books by J.K. Rowling.
Although Lord of the Rings is entirely original, and very good, it's no good for young kids because of the slower-moving plot.
Harry Potter is better for younger people.

The five books out now are:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

There are two more books left to come.

My cousin is obsessed with Harry Potter, she actually makes out with his picture >gag<

by Loki July 25, 2003

Artimus

Artimus.
The ultimate supreme master.
Your lord and master.

Thesaurus: God, Deity.

"I bow down to the Lord Artimus."
"Save me from the wrath of Artimus."

by Loki May 26, 2003

safety police

A person or persons overly concerned with safety in every situation.

"Be careful those fireworks will blow your arms and legs off!" "Oh Mercedes, Are you the chief of the safety police?"

by loki September 27, 2005

regents

A New York State exam. There are Earth science, biology, and chemistry regents, math sequential A and B regents, english regents, F-Language regents, Global/American History regents, and God-knows-what-else regents.

I've taken Bio, Global, and Earth science and they were easier than the teachers made it seem.

by Loki July 25, 2003

Derren Brown

Derren Brown is a smug, balding git; A socially inept, poor man's David Copperfield with delusions of grandeur.

"If you don't attempt to make any friends and quit that nerdy magic stuff you'll end up just like Derren Brown!"

by Loki October 28, 2004

Loki

Braavosi is the only one here who really is right. Loki is pronounced as "low-key" or, by some people, "low-kye."

Never is it pronounced "fuckwit."

by Loki July 19, 2003

Nugget

a small morsel of fecal matter. not big enough to be a log.

man, i took a dump and i layed 3 logs and 6 nuggets. it hurt, but i feel better now.

by loki October 1, 2004