LOKI's definitions

Witz

A trend setter of current affairs and pop culture. This person is known for their fashion sense, with special care taken to their footwear; See Sneaker Pimps A Witz is always well connected in the community, often the first on the block to know about concerts and celebrity tragedies.

Julia was considered the witz of Froebel’s Junior College.

by Loki January 31, 2005

Fanfiction

A work of fiction utilizing characters from a book, television show, or movie, as opposed to original characters. Referred to as "fan"fiction because it is generally written by fans obsessed with the book, television show, or movie.

"Man, I found some awesome Buffy slash fanfiction last night. Spike and Angel were getting it on!

by Loki September 4, 2005

flash mob

A group of people who appear from out of nowhere, to perfom predetermined actions, designed to amuse and confuse surrounding people. The group performs these actions for a short amount of time before quickly dispersing. Flash mobs are often organised through email and/or newsgroup postings.

The flash mob made chicken noises, confusing others around them.

by Loki August 12, 2003

ghetto smack

The art of hitting someone with any nearby object, animal or person.
Came about due to lack of professional weapons in ghettos or slums, thereby requiring for the assailant to use any available object.

Penny backtalked me at the carnival yesterday, so i picked up a midget and ghetto smacked that bitch back to Beirut.

by loki March 27, 2005

system of a down

metal band (yes, they are metal) known for singing about politics, though they sing about a lot of other stuff too. some of their songs do not have a definate meaning and are open for interpretation. some of them might be about nothing. system takes a lot of heat for singing about the war and the problems in america, when a lot of other bands do the same (and only to follow suit on the trend that hating America has become). SOAD is a band with convictions, talent and honest beliefs that they share with their fans in their songs, and they are generally well-liked. usually the only people who are offended by system of a down are rednecks and overzealous conservatives.

I love system of a down and own all of their albums.

by loki August 25, 2004

Smakx Up

When you get rapidly smacked in the face. It is considered "Smacked up" when it is only 50 smacks or less, but "Smakx Up", is about 150.

When he was sad, he used to get smakx'd up by his mama.

by Loki April 8, 2005