One Hit Wonder

They hit it once and they wonder where they got that itch

oh that girl be a one hit wonder

by Laura March 20, 2005

slipshod

poor work, half-assed effort.

The plumber's slipshod repair fell apart within a day.

by Laura December 26, 2004

Weirdo Laura

Random obsessive. Stalks anything with a penis.

"Look, there's another Weirdo Laura"

by Laura April 14, 2005

the bowser's stanes

the dog's bollocks in Scots

That deep fried Mars Bar was the bowser's stanes

by Laura June 04, 2003

google stalk

To determine everything you could possibly ever want to know about someone (and then some) using the website www.google.com.

Dude, I totally google stalked you... your mom is hot.

by Laura December 25, 2003

freaktard

cross between freak and retard

Like, omg! Meg is such a freaktard!

by Laura October 02, 2004

Mangled

a distorted state in which the mind/body experiences uncommon feelings. Results from alcohol, drugs, beatings, etc. Can be used in present tense also.

Dragon knew he was mangled after he drank the entire keg - by himself - in 3 hours.

by Laura December 03, 2003