Big Tits

The ugliest possible form for a female's breasts to take at any age, yet which the majority of the male population seems to hunger for. This leads to girls with perfect, elegant little breasts to ruin them with enlargement.

The worst fucking trend in Western aesthetics ever.

'Look at me! My big tits are so huge and swollen and so fucking ugly like orange rotten melons that I know you're gonna love them!'
'That's great, honey. I want a divorce, you cow.'

by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006

urban undefiner

One who utilises UrbanDictionary.com as a message board, writing and responding to other users rather than actually writing any type of definition (silly or otherwise) of a word or term.

'The last definition said something about people never getting this word right. Well, I think that when some--'

'Just stop, Jesse. Do not join the urbandicks by playing that "urban undefiner" game.'

by Kyle Lees May 03, 2006

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

A gathering of girls of varying ages with perfect breasts.

'I would rather see the Itty Bitty Titty Committee than the Smug Tub Jug Club.'

by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006

fiancée

A woman engaged to be married. Sometimes mistakenly used to refer to a married woman.

'Jane is my fiancée; we are to be wed in two months.'

by Kyle Lees September 03, 2006

skinny

A body type common outside of America, Germany, and China, as it is a type of beauty underappreciated by the people of these countries -- particularly America, where slim people of either sex are perceived as ill (presumably to make the fat people feel better) and slim males are perceived as lacking masculinity and suspected to be homosexual.

In countries such Japan, France, and Sweden, however, thin people are more well-accepted and appreciated without carrying a social stigma.

'Oh my God, you are so skinny. You need to put some meat on those bones, hun. Are you anorexic or something?'

'No. Fuck you, lardchugger.'

by Kyle Lees April 09, 2006

fruitarianism

A dietary belief and subculture founded on the school of thought that humanity is anatomically frugivorous and would benifit most by eating accordingly for optimum health. The theory is scientifically sound yet the life is a difficult one to maintain in a world where most fruit is hybridised, pumped as much as legally possible with pesticides, and irradiated. Fruitarians who live on healthy land with plenty of rain tend to see the full benefit of their belief in this natural diet of Man.

Fruitarianism is often accompanied by the tenets of raw foodism.

'Fruitarianism, or the Theory of Human Frugivory, like our planet being round, is one of those simple truths which will be met by opposition for dozens, if not hundreds or thousands of years before being even remotely accepted.'

by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006

D-cup

Huge, unattractive breasts that resemble a pair of buttocks on the chest.

'Any girl who utilises breast enlargement procedures to change an A-cup or B-cup into a C-cup or D-cup is clearly deranged and should not be permitted to mate.'

by Kyle Lees February 06, 2007