Kyle's definitions

drunken special

A meal with anything and everything on it. Only edible when extremely intoxicated. Usually made with tortilla shells

Ski: Can we go in your kitchen and make a drunken special with the leftovers in the fridge
Me: No dude, my mom will get mad if you eat all of her tortilla shells again.

by Kyle April 10, 2005

Mando

when a guy rubs his dick all over a girls six pack

Joe gently rubbed his dick on mandis rock hard abs.

by Kyle April 9, 2005

vesuvius

A sex move where one takes an enema, does a handstand, and squirts diarrhea all over the other person/room/goat/etc. (For those that dont know, Mt. Vesuvius was the volcano that covered Pompeii in ash, desroying the city.)

A-So you have a date with Bianca tonight?
B-Yeah, I'm gonna take her back to my place and give her a Mount Veuvius.

by Kyle April 6, 2005

bald head island

wonderful place with no cars. Very snoby and if you dont have money a) you wont make it over b) you wont be able to stay anywhere c) NOT for white trash mainly just one big white ppl only country club!

bald head island is great for rich white people

by kyle April 6, 2005

Jambon

word with many meanings such as hello, good bye, yes or no (depends on tone)

me:jambon
you: oh not much

or

ME: you go to the detah from above concert??
you: jambon
me thats cool

by kyle April 5, 2005

Pablo Escobar

The biggest colombian cocaine distributor of all time, know for ruthlessness. Named the 7th richest man by forbes magazine in his prime, and in general was a fuckin beast

They brought in a man in a chevy blazer, when he got out, Pablo got up and exceuted him and then asked me what i wanted for dinner.

by kyle April 4, 2005

flounder

a faggot fucking pussy, that works at the olive garden in springfield mass. who love his N/a Stawberry Daquiri fucking vagina

bobby opsetnik
pussy
flounder

by kyle April 1, 2005