bullshit

The art of making yourself look good by deciept or misdirection.

Wally: I'm pleased to report another stellar week of accomplishments!! I moved more than 800,000 bits of data to a disaster recovery back-up facility!
Dilbert: Did you just take credit for copying a file to a diskette?
Wally: It was my resume.

by Kyle April 14, 2003

Nip/Tuck

An FX show that had a good start, but eventually turned into an over-the-top soap opera with terrible writing (See season 2 and you'll know what I mean). Watch The Shield instead.

Nip/Tuck went from sharp to crap.

by Kyle March 07, 2005

Wigglytuff

To be dumb because you are missing part of your brain.

Cole.

by Kyle February 21, 2003

jesus, daddy, and the spook

the father, the son, and the holy spirit. in other words its jesus, god, and the spirit of jesus christ after he was crucified.

thank you jesus, daddy, and the spook!

by kyle December 20, 2004

colt

girl i knew last summer. she was hotttt.

colt would only hook up with me when she was drunk.

by kyle April 14, 2005

Preparation H

Getting a girl horny i.e. foreplay

Damn John. Can't you give me some preparation H before you just go at it like that?

by Kyle June 13, 2004

Whipped cream

What you lick off of Kyle's tongue

"Hannah likes whipped cream"

by Kyle October 24, 2003