bull market

Where people expect financial investments to rapidly increase, like in the economic boom of the eighties. It is so called, because masses of first-time investors rush head-first into the markets with thier money, expecting to amass riches beyond belief.

Japan's 1980's bull market was so good that, in 1989, Japan was expected to overtake the United states as the world's richest economy. The reccession of the 90's prevented this.


Today, it is just recovering from a bear market

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

march

(v.) A steady, disiplined walk.

(n.) The third month accordign to the gregorian calender, that takes hold of the 60th-91st days of the year.

March is a stupid month. August is better.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

pfizer

The company that makes viagra

I phoned pfizer to see if I could buy some viagra

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

far right

In common useage, this refers to political parties that are facist leaning and deeply conservative. They are almost always slaughtered by the politically correct liberal idiots in the press and called Nazis, whether or not they actually practise any form of racism. The fear of what fascism has done in the past (ignoring the fact that governments fulfilling the definition of fascism include monarchies of mighty countries) has softened many media tools to believe that far right automatically means evil and bad.

There is no such thing as a good leftist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 07, 2004

kicking a cow to move it

(v.) To take a rash course of action that will not achieve one's goals within the time limit, yet be extremely costly, as with eurocratic ideas. Cows do not move when kicked, but it does hurt one's foot.

The eurocrat was kicking a cow to move it..

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

thalidomide comedian

(n.) One who makes fun of others' disabilities. When the TC sees a person in a wheelchair, they get behind them and push them into the road. Often wear tight 70's clothes and use 70's colloquialisms, and racist terms. Always skinny.

"Look at that old nigger in the wheelchair..." said Joe, the local thalidomide comedian, just before throwing his burger at him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

this is spinal tap

See mockumentary

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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004