Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.

Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004

preaching to the choir

Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of it's greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from christian church choirs.

Playmate: Sex sells
Hugh H: Preaching to the choir.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

waffleo

(n.) The animal that wafflescoem from.

waffles are made from waffleo meat

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

safehouse

A property, seemingly normal, that is actually owned by a large corporation or goverment. It is used to house people "under fire" until the heat goes away.

"I need to get to a safehouse"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

spoken for

One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.

"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

my ears are bleeding

(Idiom) this music/noise is terrible!

*plays some linkin park*


My ears are bleeding!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

abba

Swedish pop group consisting of two men and two women (who got married then divrced) who had a string of massively popular songs. Thier appeal was lessened by their terrible dress sense.

Abba's best song was "take a chance on me"

by Kung-fu JeSuS July 25, 2004