Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

clip-clop, clip-clop... BANG! BANG! clip-clop, clip-clop

An amish drive-by

You should get the idea....

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

kyrie

"Lord, have mercy on us."

Used mainly by Catholics such as myself.

Kyrie Eleison.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

spock ear

When someone has (a) pointed ear(s), like spock.

If you look at James from his right, you'll see his spock ear.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

used

a) When someone was led into a relationship and merely "used" for sex.

b) a slut

c) no value, since it has no use.

"She got used"

"She is used"

"Used cigarette"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

ello my luvur!

A greeting used in Rural England. Mainly in the North East (It's actually spelled North-East, but residents are too fuckwitted to hyphenate).


Often said to farmyard animals.

The North-East, where bitches (say they) are psycho (but aren't), and sheep are scared!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Hoffa

Jimmy Hoffa, notoriusly corrupt, and qouted as saying "I don't need bodygaurds". He took a walk one night and never returned. His body is still undiscovered. When you find a place that looks like it hasn't been looked in for a while, you can intelligently claim to have found Jimmy Hoffa's body.

I found Jimmy Hoffa!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

spit the game

(v.) To give away your secrets.

He spat the game and revealed he had a passion for little boys and lollipops.

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004