Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

LWT

London weeked television. Shown only in and around London on ITV.

LWT shows shitty programmes. BBC shows shitty programmes. Channel 4 has porn, channel 5 has a 1970's american drama series. Aren't I glad that I've got cable in my bedroom so I don't have to watch this shit ^___^

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Hurricane

Clashing winds that cause a huge, powerful storm that rips aprt houses to the sound of music by scorpions

Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane

Rocked you like a hurricane!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

lidl

The pikiest supermarket in the history of pikeydom. The place where you dare your friends to buy stuff from and walk around with the bag on show to everyone.

The typical Lidl customer keeps the bags and wears them as clothes. Worse than Asda, somerfield and iceland put toghether. The car park is full of old fiesta's and C-reg Peugeot 205's.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

ROSWELL STYLE

A conspiracy theory involving high-up government officials and the potential destruction of mankind. Derived from jay and silent bob strike back.

Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

bond street

The most expensive place to buy property in the world. The floor area that your feet take up is probably worth more than your shoes.

Bond street is even more expensive than that palace in Tokyo.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

AOL disk

Frisbee of doom. Better than the floppy disks they used to send.

I cut off that man's head by throwing my aol disk.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 25, 2004

insult-definition

A definition on urbandictionary designed to flame another. Usually on an external party, but regular users tend to make such definitions about other users. Some of the best are the flames about psycho bitch by G-union, although some have now been deleted.

This may include posting under another users' accepted screen-name to write a definition questioning the parentage or sexual orientation of the user.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 2, 2004