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slip through the net

(v.) To avoid capture and punishment.


See also off the grid
Paedophiles and rapists slip through the net and become teachers.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004
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peace pipes

Cominf from the native american's peace pipes, the word today means "to extend a hand of friendship" often to former rivals whom have fallen in your wake.
Let's smoke the peace pipes.


Shove your peace pipes up your ass!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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fuck the fucking fuckers

Often used sarcasticly to show that the speaker/author is "so angry" that s/he must resort to making most of his/her words expletives.
A: I'm gonna kill you, man!

B: Oh, oh my. I'm soooo scared. Fuck the fucking fuckers.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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race card

When an ethnic minority makes unfounded assertions that he/she is being rejected by society because those who made the decision are racist.
Of course, the racist card will still be availiable.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
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when I want my prick yanked I'll do it myself

Return-Retort-Phrase letting the the party who has just spoken know that thier statemnt is not belived.
13YearOldKidWhoDefinedGod: You see, the bible is full of contradictions, and...


Pope John-Paul II: Listen kiddie, when I want my pricked yanked I'll do it myself, mmmmk? K thanks.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
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Game of death

(n.) Bruce Lee's uncompleted master piece. Features nunchucku fights, cool martial arts, and a face off between 7ft2in 267 pound giant "Kareem Jabbar Abdul" and his out-of-studio teacher, Bruce Lee. When filming the final showdown, Bruce and Kareem were moving faster than the camera could film, so they had to slow down. Make sure you don't watch the inferior "Bruce Li", which features mainly his latter-day stunt double.
Game of Death r0xxx0R2 j00 boxxx0R2!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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4-4-2

See football/soccer

A layout of the ten moveable players (Goalkeeper is stationary).

•Two defenders
•Four midfield
•Four strikers.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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