Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

ello my luvur!

A greeting used in Rural England. Mainly in the North East (It's actually spelled North-East, but residents are too fuckwitted to hyphenate).


Often said to farmyard animals.

The North-East, where bitches (say they) are psycho (but aren't), and sheep are scared!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

right hand man

The person with whom someone of power relates to best. Derived from jesus sitting at the right hand of God.

My right hand man will come for you in the night.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

said in context

A qoute that means nothing (or can be interpreted differently) when not surrounded by the talk either side of it.

Many of the things said about Arnold in the run up to his campaign for governator were qoutes said in context, such as his admiration for Hitler. he said he admired the control Hitler had over people. The faggots claim he is a nazi, when in fact, anyone can admire this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

spit the game

(v.) To give away your secrets.

He spat the game and revealed he had a passion for little boys and lollipops.

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

get in my belly

"I want to eat you". Said in a scotch accent.

fat bastard: get in my belly!

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

inferiority complex

A belief that in one way or another you are always inferior ot others, usually on a physical attribute. This prevents oen from ascending Maslow's hierarchy of needs.

He holds an inferiority complex against himself because he is 5'6".


She has an inferiority complex about her small breasts.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

Comes with the territory

Something that is unpleasant, yet unescapeable while performing the task.

Why do people hate the police?


Comes with the territory.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004