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fixed costs

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the fixed costsmug.

six weeks'

In the UK, the six weeks summer holidays. Most of the world has longer in the summer, and shorter breaks throught the year to compensate for lost time.
In the six weeks', I like to cause trouble in foreign countries.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
mugGet the six weeks'mug.

war-state

When a state of war is declared on a country, or a country declares a state of war on another, they are considered to be a war-state, and are not eligible to compete in the Olympic games.
Iraq was a war-state, and technically, is still at war (although occupation is the final stage, imperialisation or handing over of power marks the end of war)
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
mugGet the war-statemug.

sean paul

Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004
mugGet the sean paulmug.

British weather

(adj.) bad unless you're used to it, in which case you like it.
170 of rainy bliss per year, marred by 52 days of summer sun. Oh well.


Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
mugGet the British weathermug.

take it like a slut

What is said to a sexual partner (often during rape) meaning "THERE IS NO WAY OUT, SO ACCEPT THE COCK"
*beats psycho bitch down with his mighty phallus*

take it like a slut. Shine my shoes bitch, shine my goddam shoes!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
mugGet the take it like a slutmug.

barmaid

Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.
Where were you?


Getting blown round the back.

That barmaid sure is easy.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the barmaidmug.

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