KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions
(v.) to urinate
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
Get the See a man about a dogmug. (v.) To use one's vocal chords to make musical tones.
What most tv talent show contestants cannot do very well.
What most tv talent show contestants cannot do very well.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
Get the singmug. Attending All Saints School in Dagenham, Essex, UK, "Porno Dave" as he is known is notorius around southern Essex schools as being a pervert of the filthiest variety. Currentl aged between 14 and 16 (my estimate), Porno Dave used his school internet system to find pornography and print of many hundreds of pages, with marquis de sade styled free hardcore. Dave did this for many months, as entertainment to his classmates. When he was caught jacking off to it, he was promptly suspended.
Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.
Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.
In my last years of education, I heard about the exploits of Dave through many sources. He is one of two daves in the year, the other being "Fat Dave the skateboarder".
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the porno davemug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
Get the canaan's sidemug. 
(n.) A bar that goes across the steerin wheel of a car, preventing the wheel from being turned unless the lock is unlocked.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
Get the steering lockmug.