KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004

Emboss

(v.) To make a lasting, and showing inpression on someone. Derived from a method of labelling packaging.

Hitler embossed many people in deprived Germany.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

eurodisney

The former name of Disneyland Paris. Thought to be a large albatross, a proverbial lead balloon. Due to high prices and bad reviews, Europe's largest theme park turned out to be disney's biggest disaster. It took some time to get the image and prices on track. In 1999, Disney announed that they had broken even...after six years of losing money. Eurodisney has yet to announce whther the loss sustained until 1999 has been recouperated, but it shall be stated soon that the project has entirely broken even.

I was in Eurodisney the year it announced it had broken even.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

14K

The most notorius of the triads. Lead by brokentooth until his arrest.

The 14K are still indirectly lead by brokentooth.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

dismissed

"You are excused"

"Your presence is no longer required"


Also a bad TV show.

Oooh, who's gonna get dismissed? Him or him? Who gives a fuck, this show should be dismissed.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

murderball

(n.) A game seen in the movie SCUM (1979) which is very similar to basketball, except the winner is not the one with the most points, but the last team with people standing. The rules are


•NO punching in the face
•NO kicking in the goolies, and...
•NO biting


The teams divide up into 'black' and 'white'. Winning is only by default.

Let's play a game fo murderball.


Where's your tool?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

peg

For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on

My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004