Kristin 's definitions

mike jones

A stupid fat bitch who don't say shit but his name and his #.

Damn is dat dude so desperate he got to give his name and # out in every song he make.

by Kristin April 23, 2005

taco filling

like a rootie tootie, involves shitting inside of a vagina

see also rootie tootie

I gave her a rootie tootie, then flipped the bitch and filled her taco.

by Kristin October 31, 2004

saheel

full of your self

That guy is soooo saheel.

by Kristin November 23, 2003

my life everyday

attempting to eat as much good food as possible.

a good day consists of a delightful breakfast, snack, and dinner.

1) a good breakfast, incorporating any or all of the following: cereal, oatmeal, pancakes, ham and cheese omelettes, yogurt, eggs over easy, orange juice (tropicana), hashbrowns, fruit

2) good snacks, again, incorporating any or all of the following: easy mac, cheetos, cereal (counted as breakfast OR a snack), carne asada quesedilla, carne asada fries, breadsticks, in n out, ice cream, popcorn, jones soda, oreo shake, oreo anything, fries, cookies, harvest pie

3) a great full meal, usually only incorporating one or less of the following: PIZZA, chicken and dumplings, fried chicken, chicken parmegian, lemon chicken, any other form of chicken, fettucini alfredo, shrimp, steak, pork chops, mashed potatoes, chinese food, ribs, chili in a breadbowl

by Kristin April 15, 2005

wongy

something very cool, funny, random, yay

thats so wongy!!

wongy!!!!!

by kristin October 19, 2003

Dumb Fuck

A dumb ass person who says stupid shit.

Boy 1: Damn that girl fine .
BOy 2/Dumb Fuck: Naw her grandma fine.

by Kristin April 23, 2005

eating cheetos

to masturbate, works for male or females

I am about to go eat some cheetos.

by Kristin October 31, 2004